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Topic: When you just want the sausage....
0ldhag's photo
Thu 06/19/14 09:35 AM


I want the pig. I love pig. There are just so many varieties of pig that I never seem to get bored of it smokin



I got bored with a pig once ....biggrin


Me too...I just got myself another pig though :tongue:

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Thu 06/19/14 11:07 AM


An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'?

What she means by this is that while she wants someone in her life, she just can't see herself living with someone again and (worse case scenario) turning into someone who picks up his socks, puts the toilet seat down after him and makes his dinners.

To a certain extent, I agree. In the here and now, despite wanting a relationship, for various reasons, I can't see myself living with someone again and turning into a reincarnation of a 21st century Stepford wife - and I know relationships don't have to be that way but I am of a certain age and a nurturer so for me, I do have Stepford wife tendencies.... Which is why I can see myself in a committed relationship but living in separate households.

What about you? Do you want the pig or the sausage?


If you aren't willing to commit your heart to him? How could you possibly expect him to commit his to yours? What would be the point of this kind of relationship in the long run? Yeah of course relationships start out this way, but you're stating it as that's all you want. How would this accomplish anything later in life in this same context? Do you not want to grow old with someone?


What do you feel needs to be accomplished later in life that needs a different kind of relationship?

Lots of people are in committed relationships, yet don't live with each other. Does that mean they're really alone in your eyes?

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Thu 06/19/14 01:02 PM
An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'?

What she means by this is that while she wants someone in her life, she just can't see herself living with someone again and (worse case scenario) turning into someone who picks up his socks, puts the toilet seat down after him and makes his dinners.

To a certain extent, I agree. In the here and now, despite wanting a relationship, for various reasons, I can't see myself living with someone again and turning into a reincarnation of a 21st century Stepford wife - and I know relationships don't have to be that way but I am of a certain age and a nurturer so for me, I do have Stepford wife tendencies.... Which is why I can see myself in a committed relationship but living in separate households.

What about you? Do you want the pig or the sausage?

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Thu 06/19/14 01:16 PM
:laughing:

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Thu 06/19/14 01:19 PM

:laughing:


I didn't think it was that funny but hey ho...

TBRich's photo
Thu 06/19/14 01:21 PM

An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'?

What she means by this is that while she wants someone in her life, she just can't see herself living with someone again and (worse case scenario) turning into someone who picks up his socks, puts the toilet seat down after him and makes his dinners.

To a certain extent, I agree. In the here and now, despite wanting a relationship, for various reasons, I can't see myself living with someone again and turning into a reincarnation of a 21st century Stepford wife - and I know relationships don't have to be that way but I am of a certain age and a nurturer so for me, I do have Stepford wife tendencies.... Which is why I can see myself in a committed relationship but living in separate households.

What about you? Do you want the pig or the sausage?


The Stepford Wives was a horror movie, no one really wants a Stepford wife, unless they are mentally damaged and looking for mommy's love. Do you attract this type of man and why would you tolerate their behaviour?

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Thu 06/19/14 01:22 PM


:laughing:


I didn't think it was that funny but hey ho...


LOL- Hey Ho!

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Thu 06/19/14 01:25 PM

An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'?


In other words, "Why make a commitment to someone when you can play around?"

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Thu 06/19/14 01:31 PM


An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'?

What she means by this is that while she wants someone in her life, she just can't see herself living with someone again and (worse case scenario) turning into someone who picks up his socks, puts the toilet seat down after him and makes his dinners.

To a certain extent, I agree. In the here and now, despite wanting a relationship, for various reasons, I can't see myself living with someone again and turning into a reincarnation of a 21st century Stepford wife - and I know relationships don't have to be that way but I am of a certain age and a nurturer so for me, I do have Stepford wife tendencies.... Which is why I can see myself in a committed relationship but living in separate households.

What about you? Do you want the pig or the sausage?


The Stepford Wives was a horror movie, no one really wants a Stepford wife, unless they are mentally damaged and looking for mommy's love. Do you attract this type of man and why would you tolerate their behaviour?


When I was on here more actively a few years ago, I remember you mentioning something about the your profession and relationships/ you found yourself in. Well, I'm a nurturer whether I want to be or not, it's just in my nature which is why I think I attract people that need to be nurtured. So yeah, a horror stories or series of horror stories laugh

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Thu 06/19/14 01:31 PM



:laughing:


I didn't think it was that funny but hey ho...


LOL- Hey Ho!


What can I say, I'm British. Stiff upper lip and all that LOL

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Thu 06/19/14 01:39 PM


An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'?


In other words, "Why make a commitment to someone when you can play around?"


Why stand in judgement when a lot of faiths (of which I don't belong) practices tolerance? Or so I've been told!

By commitment, I assume you mean marriage? Maybe that's why the Dodo's extinct David.

There's lots of different forms of commitment ma honey.

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Thu 06/19/14 01:43 PM



An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'?

What she means by this is that while she wants someone in her life, she just can't see herself living with someone again and (worse case scenario) turning into someone who picks up his socks, puts the toilet seat down after him and makes his dinners.

To a certain extent, I agree. In the here and now, despite wanting a relationship, for various reasons, I can't see myself living with someone again and turning into a reincarnation of a 21st century Stepford wife - and I know relationships don't have to be that way but I am of a certain age and a nurturer so for me, I do have Stepford wife tendencies.... Which is why I can see myself in a committed relationship but living in separate households.

What about you? Do you want the pig or the sausage?


The Stepford Wives was a horror movie, no one really wants a Stepford wife, unless they are mentally damaged and looking for mommy's love. Do you attract this type of man and why would you tolerate their behaviour?


When I was on here more actively a few years ago, I remember you mentioning something about the your profession and relationships/ you found yourself in. Well, I'm a nurturer whether I want to be or not, it's just in my nature which is why I think I attract people that need to be nurtured. So yeah, a horror stories or series of horror stories laugh


Yeah, usually when I date someone my friends come right out and ask me- What does she need rescuing from? I may may get trapped once in awhile, but never caught for too long and one needs to always calibrate the situation.

Aren't you guys putting spikes up on park benches and stuff to discourage the Homeless? Reminds me of what someone once said- whatsoever you do for the least of my brothers....

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Thu 06/19/14 01:52 PM




An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'?

What she means by this is that while she wants someone in her life, she just can't see herself living with someone again and (worse case scenario) turning into someone who picks up his socks, puts the toilet seat down after him and makes his dinners.

To a certain extent, I agree. In the here and now, despite wanting a relationship, for various reasons, I can't see myself living with someone again and turning into a reincarnation of a 21st century Stepford wife - and I know relationships don't have to be that way but I am of a certain age and a nurturer so for me, I do have Stepford wife tendencies.... Which is why I can see myself in a committed relationship but living in separate households.

What about you? Do you want the pig or the sausage?


The Stepford Wives was a horror movie, no one really wants a Stepford wife, unless they are mentally damaged and looking for mommy's love. Do you attract this type of man and why would you tolerate their behaviour?


When I was on here more actively a few years ago, I remember you mentioning something about the your profession and relationships/ you found yourself in. Well, I'm a nurturer whether I want to be or not, it's just in my nature which is why I think I attract people that need to be nurtured. So yeah, a horror stories or series of horror stories laugh


Yeah, usually when I date someone my friends come right out and ask me- What does she need rescuing from? I may may get trapped once in awhile, but never caught for too long and one needs to always calibrate the situation.

Aren't you guys putting spikes up on park benches and stuff to discourage the Homeless? Reminds me of what someone once said- whatsoever you do for the least of my brothers....




Yeah, usually when I date someone my friends come right out and ask me- What does she need rescuing from?


My friends say the same something similar to me but I like people that are slightly 'off' and non conformist. Makes my world slightly more interesting :smile:

Aren't you guys putting spikes up on park benches and stuff to discourage the Homeless? Reminds me of what someone once said- whatsoever you do for the least of my brothers....


That's only to discourage urban foxes from eating the people sleeping on them laugh

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Thu 06/19/14 02:02 PM
here are a couple of girls who just love sausage..jk.

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Thu 06/19/14 02:05 PM

here are a couple of girls who just love sausage..jk.


I think they gave up pork for lent laugh .

Defo gives a new meaning to the term 'trout pout'. noway

panchovanilla's photo
Thu 06/19/14 02:13 PM

here are a couple of girls who just love sausage..jk.


Looks like the surgeon put the implants in the wrong place.

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Thu 06/19/14 02:39 PM

An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'?

What she means by this is that while she wants someone in her life, she just can't see herself living with someone again and (worse case scenario) turning into someone who picks up his socks, puts the toilet seat down after him and makes his dinners.

To a certain extent, I agree. In the here and now, despite wanting a relationship, for various reasons, I can't see myself living with someone again and turning into a reincarnation of a 21st century Stepford wife - and I know relationships don't have to be that way but I am of a certain age and a nurturer so for me, I do have Stepford wife tendencies.... Which is why I can see myself in a committed relationship but living in separate households.

What about you? Do you want the pig or the sausage?


I want the pigsurprised ...I want to cook and clean and fold his socks and spoon with him...Pitiful isn't it...ohwell

Hi BB!!waving flowerforyou :heart:

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Thu 06/19/14 02:40 PM


here are a couple of girls who just love sausage..jk.


Looks like the surgeon put the implants in the wrong place.


Between the two of them, they could huff and puff and suction up the pig and his two brothers...their houses of straw, wood and brink and the wolf who came to eat them LOL

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Thu 06/19/14 02:45 PM

I want the pigsurprised ...I want to cook and clean and fold his socks and spoon with him...Pitiful isn't it...ohwell

Hi BB!!waving flowerforyou :heart:

Likewise, I want the whole damn pig.
Mud and all.
One gets more sausage that way.

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Thu 06/19/14 02:47 PM


I want the pigsurprised ...I want to cook and clean and fold his socks and spoon with him...Pitiful isn't it...ohwell

Hi BB!!waving flowerforyou :heart:

Likewise, I want the whole damn pig.
Mud and all.
One gets more sausage that way.


Vous avez raison, ma beaut� !!drinker

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