Topic: When you just want the sausage.... | |
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Vous avez raison, ma beaut� !! Viva la bacon :-) |
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An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'? What she means by this is that while she wants someone in her life, she just can't see herself living with someone again and (worse case scenario) turning into someone who picks up his socks, puts the toilet seat down after him and makes his dinners. To a certain extent, I agree. In the here and now, despite wanting a relationship, for various reasons, I can't see myself living with someone again and turning into a reincarnation of a 21st century Stepford wife - and I know relationships don't have to be that way but I am of a certain age and a nurturer so for me, I do have Stepford wife tendencies.... Which is why I can see myself in a committed relationship but living in separate households. What about you? Do you want the pig or the sausage? I want the pig ...I want to cook and clean and fold his socks and spoon with him...Pitiful isn't it... Hi BB!! ((((Leigh)))) Not at all...one thing (of many), have admired. Will always admire..is your honesty. I want the 21st century pig. Who puts the seat down, helps around the house, folds his own socks and takes turn cooking. Not sure about the cohabiting but as for everything else...definitely. I was on a date a couple of weeks ago with someone that was definitely pig. He even asked whether I cooked. I said yes, but as a pescetarian, I don't eat meat (other than fish and seafood), ne was defo disappointed. Oh well... |
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your friend probly wants this kinda guy: http://m.xojane.com/issues/feminism-men-practical-steps and I want more than just the sausage, but no way would I settle for a pig. Me too. I would always strive for some sort of middle ground |
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I want the pig ...I want to cook and clean and fold his socks and spoon with him...Pitiful isn't it... Hi BB!! Likewise, I want the whole damn pig. Mud and all. One gets more sausage that way. Sausage, bacon, chops, ribs, loin, leg, belly...all the things that make up the whole |
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I love sausage when it ages 90 days.......
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I want the pig ...I want to cook and clean and fold his socks and spoon with him...Pitiful isn't it... Hi BB!! Likewise, I want the whole damn pig. Mud and all. One gets more sausage that way. Sausage, bacon, chops, ribs, loin, leg, belly...all the things that make up the whole Mouth watering! |
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I love sausage when it ages 90 days....... Don't bogart my thread Tanzy |
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I think this is where she (my work colleague) was coming from |
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I love sausage when it ages 90 days....... Don't bogart my thread Tanzy My baaaaaad it was so open for a little pun........ |
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I love sausage when it ages 90 days....... Don't bogart my thread Tanzy My baaaaaad it was so open for a little pun........ Yea but I left it wide open for sausage euphemisms lol. |
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even if you just want the sausage, there are so many healthy alternatives out there nowadays. good thing Im not Jewish. Whole nother can o worms. You aren't kosher....... |
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even if you just want the sausage, there are so many healthy alternatives out there nowadays. good thing Im not Jewish. Whole nother can o worms. I'm pescetarian so well versed on meat free alternatives. So my 'pig' is never pork and my sausage is never really.... |
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An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'? What she means by this is that while she wants someone in her life, she just can't see herself living with someone again and (worse case scenario) turning into someone who picks up his socks, puts the toilet seat down after him and makes his dinners. To a certain extent, I agree. In the here and now, despite wanting a relationship, for various reasons, I can't see myself living with someone again and turning into a reincarnation of a 21st century Stepford wife - and I know relationships don't have to be that way but I am of a certain age and a nurturer so for me, I do have Stepford wife tendencies.... Which is why I can see myself in a committed relationship but living in separate households. What about you? Do you want the pig or the sausage? I want the pig ...I want to cook and clean and fold his socks and spoon with him...Pitiful isn't it... Hi BB!! ((((Leigh)))) Not at all...one thing (of many), have admired. Will always admire..is your honesty. I want the 21st century pig. Who puts the seat down, helps around the house, folds his own socks and takes turn cooking. Not sure about the cohabiting but as for everything else...definitely. I was on a date a couple of weeks ago with someone that was definitely pig. He even asked whether I cooked. I said yes, but as a pescetarian, I don't eat meat (other than fish and seafood), ne was defo disappointed. Oh well... Aww, thank you B & B ...I feel the same about you!....This man's disappointment will be another man treasure trove!... |
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I want the pig ...I want to cook and clean and fold his socks and spoon with him...Pitiful isn't it... Hi BB!! Likewise, I want the whole damn pig. Mud and all. One gets more sausage that way. Sausage, bacon, chops, ribs, loin, leg, belly...all the things that make up the whole OH MY |
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Brekky time!!!!!!!!!!
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Brekky time!!!!!!!!!! Are those brown eggs? |
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Yeah, I'm not racist
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Edited by
mikey5360
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Thu 06/19/14 03:59 PM
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I hope you are practicing safe sex?
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Yeah, I'm not racist Then shouldn't there be one of each?.... |
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