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The sausage looks alright, but, unless those eggs are fertilized ones, there's nothing male about them balls..
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Edited by
mikey5360
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Thu 06/19/14 08:00 AM
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hehe, I'm a sausage lover.
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hehe, I'm a sausage lover.
That chit looks disgusting.. 
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All set for an Aussie barbie
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With a sausage you can have a snack. With a pig you can have a banquet
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Sausage is what's for dinner.....
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An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'? What she means by this is that while she wants someone in her life, she just can't see herself living with someone again and (worse case scenario) turning into someone who picks up his socks, puts the toilet seat down after him and makes his dinners. To a certain extent, I agree. In the here and now, despite wanting a relationship, for various reasons, I can't see myself living with someone again and turning into a reincarnation of a 21st century Stepford wife - and I know relationships don't have to be that way but I am of a certain age and a nurturer so for me, I do have Stepford wife tendencies.... Which is why I can see myself in a committed relationship but living in separate households. What about you? Do you want the pig or the sausage? If you aren't willing to commit your heart to him? How could you possibly expect him to commit his to yours? What would be the point of this kind of relationship in the long run? Yeah of course relationships start out this way, but you're stating it as that's all you want. How would this accomplish anything later in life in this same context? Do you not want to grow old with someone? |
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Sausage is what's for dinner.....
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Tennessee Barbie...Q...Blue smoke ribs
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Sausage is what's for dinner.....
Don't you dare tempt me..... 
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Sausage is what's for dinner.....
Don't you dare tempt me.....
Washed down with a vodka...or three |
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I want the pig. I love pig. There are just so many varieties of pig that I never seem to get bored of it
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I want the pig. I love pig. There are just so many varieties of pig that I never seem to get bored of it
I got bored with a pig once .... 
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I have always wondered what made the little piggy go wii all the way home. I am glad GIECO is giving him all the attention that he deserves. I especially like the one where he is pulled over by the cop and the cop asks him why did he think he pulled him over.
Some times a piggy just wants to share his sausage with others. But then there is the Mr. Potato Head who catches Mrs. Potato Head eating Lays potato chips. Yeah. Just let this be our little secret.
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I want the pig. I love pig. There are just so many varieties of pig that I never seem to get bored of it
I got bored with a pig once ....
Me too...I just got myself another pig though 
That's right...get right back on the saddle..... |
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An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'?
In other words, "Why make a commitment to someone when you can play around?" You assumed wrong. Plenty of site members don't equate marriage with commitment. Besides, plenty of women here don't behave like American TV character Samantha Jones. |
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here are a couple of girls who just love sausage..jk. 
Looks like the surgeon put the implants in the wrong place. Looks like the female muppet in the band. 
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An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'? What she means by this is that while she wants someone in her life, she just can't see herself living with someone again and (worse case scenario) turning into someone who picks up his socks, puts the toilet seat down after him and makes his dinners. To a certain extent, I agree. In the here and now, despite wanting a relationship, for various reasons, I can't see myself living with someone again and turning into a reincarnation of a 21st century Stepford wife - and I know relationships don't have to be that way but I am of a certain age and a nurturer so for me, I do have Stepford wife tendencies.... Which is why I can see myself in a committed relationship but living in separate households. What about you? Do you want the pig or the sausage? The Stepford Wives was a horror movie, no one really wants a Stepford wife, unless they are mentally damaged and looking for mommy's love. Do you attract this type of man and why would you tolerate their behaviour? When I was on here more actively a few years ago, I remember you mentioning something about the your profession and relationships/ you found yourself in. Well, I'm a nurturer whether I want to be or not, it's just in my nature which is why I think I attract people that need to be nurtured. So yeah, a horror stories or series of horror stories
Start going for different types of guys. There are men out there who don't expect you to pick up after them and cook for them at all times. Why settle for those who expect those things if that's not what you want? |
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An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'? What she means by this is that while she wants someone in her life, she just can't see herself living with someone again and (worse case scenario) turning into someone who picks up his socks, puts the toilet seat down after him and makes his dinners. To a certain extent, I agree. In the here and now, despite wanting a relationship, for various reasons, I can't see myself living with someone again and turning into a reincarnation of a 21st century Stepford wife - and I know relationships don't have to be that way but I am of a certain age and a nurturer so for me, I do have Stepford wife tendencies.... Which is why I can see myself in a committed relationship but living in separate households. What about you? Do you want the pig or the sausage? If you aren't willing to commit your heart to him? How could you possibly expect him to commit his to yours? What would be the point of this kind of relationship in the long run? Yeah of course relationships start out this way, but you're stating it as that's all you want. How would this accomplish anything later in life in this same context? Do you not want to grow old with someone? well stated! If I did not want the pig, I would not want his sausage either. they go together :) 
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Is a Vienna sausage too European ..........I love those.....
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