what was the best break-up lind that you have heard?

She's a nurse and can get viagra for free (yes, I really did hear that one!).

LOL.... that is toooooooooooo funny SUZ!!!! I am still laughing out loud..... lol... giggles...

I don't know why I'm replying to this, I never got a break up line. Everyone I got close to just one day broke all ties with me, deleted me from their myspace and messengers and block me all without a word to me... still don't know why.

Now that is sad.... I am sorry.....

Yeah, I'd rather have a pathetic break-up line than nothing at all. Hugs to you Joshy!

And, yes, I still laugh about it is well, it's too stupid not to!

What I am getting isn't worth what I am taking.

said it myself.

"I can't see you anymore, you're too good for me.. You're like a princess trapped in a tall tower, and I want to rescue you, but I feel so unworthy of you, and not good enough."

WTF? I was like jaw on the floor, I looked behind me in case he was talking to someone else...then looked to see if he was on drugs...I mean come on...me? princess...tall tower? rescue?

So I thanked him and shook his hand and walked away shaking my head...starngest gentle let down, break up I had ever seen.

Maybe he was scared if he told me the truth I would run over him...

Maybe not the best line, but one I have heard the last couple times after I have fallen hard for a guy. (And it just happened again yesterday! ) "I still have feelings for my ex girlfriend and it wouldn't be fair to continue with you knowing I still feel this way for her." Another kick in the teeth...didn't even see it coming.

we need to talk ............. god i hate that.. u know what comes next......

I know what you mean cajun, the conversation started out just fine...he asked how my day had gone yesterday...then he says, "Cindy we need to visit." A sick feeling then took over

we cant see eachother any more ........
(her) why not
i tell you later but im eating a hamburger right now so by

Your qualities as a girlfriend are highly commendable, but unfortunately that would not convert very well into wife material.

We need to spend some time alone

Of course your not attracted to me I mean CMON LOOK AT ME

I need my space...






Wow how many of us have heard that?

I was once told "You're too City for me" I was like.. wtf? Of course he was a raging redneck....

Shuterbug. I am sorry. His EX. How sad. I hate that. Rrrrrrrrrrr

Cheating on me is not fair to me so she has to let me go. Then when she passes back to SEE if I survied. SHE FOUND ME PLAYING THE HALLELLEUJAH CHORUS. RRRRrrrrrrrrrr