OOOOhhh nooooo, not you too

ok, i won't raise my eyebrows....

I could have somehow guessed...this pervert being the common denominator....(there I go with smexy math again......rawrrrrrrrrrr)

Bahahahaha.... 100%

Sorry I like football and I'm a pervert. I'm a horrible person.

Oh, I know...I said "Go Wolverines" today in a meeting at work, and you could hear the bedlam that ensued a mile away I am sure...lol

(next week I might say go Wildcats :) )

well then start your own perverted footballers thread then lol

I would but I'd likely get banned.

Oh, IDK. Since I don;t do the banning I'd imagine your safe

Sweetest if your going to do that, I'd say Go Spartans!

Emphasis on the "don't like football"!!!
The perve-bit I can probably live with, but football ...

and the reason for this???

Cuz the Spartans beat the Buckeyes in the Big 10 championship to go to the Rose bowl and then the Buckeyes lost in their bowl game they had against Clemson. Sorry I'm a football nut and a Wolverine fan, and I love riling up buckeye fans....lol

Oh brother ..maybe I'll just bring you to work with me...lol

well I imagine I work with a majority who graduated from OSU....and fairly recently

I did not however....so yes, I guess it is up to the few to bring awareness to the many that life does exist outside of OSU...

oh don;t worry. it's all in fun. actually I like the buckeyes OK...I'm just not a nutty sports fan type in any event....so I like a lot of teams.....a somewhat more rounded view than the perspective here in columbus that none others exist

Once, I decided to attend a sporting event in the USA that was advertised as a football game. Was I ever in for a surprise. Not only did each team have eleven players on the field at the same time, but no players guarded the goals during the game.

Then again, how could anyone guard goals that had no nets, that were awkwardly shaped, and that stuck high up in the air?

I finally asked one of the referees why the goal keeping was as crazy as it was.

He looked at me like this:

Then he said, "��Sir, this is a football game, not a soccer game."

I responded by doing this: I asked, "��Are there any female teams?"

Again, the referee looked at me like this: and he asked, "What planet are you from?"

"Melmac," I replied, "Why do you ask?"

I continued, "��What you call Soccer is what the rest of planet Earth calls Football, and what you call Football is what I call Stole-ball."

"Stole-ball?", the referee asked.

"Yes, Stole-ball," I replied, "because you Americans stole the name Football from a game that already had that name."

After saying that, I left the stadium.

That isn't the only craziness in American sports. One American university has named all of its athletic teams after a group of lawbreaking cheaters. The latter were people who cheated during a federal land run, and what they did was illegal. In fact, they were illegal immigrants because they moved into U.S.-owned territory before they had permission from the U.S. government to do so.

Come to think of it, that American university is located in a state that is nicknamed after the same group of lawbreaking, cheating, illegal immigrants. Go figure.

Oh, the state is OK to live in, but I'��d sooner cheer for a bunch of Cowboys than cheer for people named after dishonesty. I'��d rather witness Thunder in that state than witness athletics in the name of fraud.

Even Mickey Mouse prefers the Thunder in that state.

I like that football where the gals play in bikinis and thongs.

I'm no perv.

Can I film you in the shower or help you wash?