I like that football where the gals play in bikinis and thongs.

I ain't a pervert, but I like playing and watching football ( soccer ) Sweetest. Only drawback is i'm dating my best mates younger sister now. So i'm taken and off the market. There's plenty out there though. Just gotta sort the wheat from the chaff first?

Soccer correctly spelt is futbol.

I like that football where the gals play in bikinis and thongs.

I'm no perv.

Can I film you in the shower or help you wash?

Once, I decided to attend a sporting event in the USA that was advertised as a football game. Was I ever in for a surprise. Not only did each team have eleven players on the field at the same time, but no players guarded the goals during the game.

Then again, how could anyone guard goals that had no nets, that were awkwardly shaped, and that stuck high up in the air?

I finally asked one of the referees why the goal keeping was as crazy as it was.

He looked at me like this:

Then he said, "��Sir, this is a football game, not a soccer game."

I responded by doing this: I asked, "��Are there any female teams?"

Again, the referee looked at me like this: and he asked, "What planet are you from?"

"Melmac," I replied, "Why do you ask?"

I continued, "��What you call Soccer is what the rest of planet Earth calls Football, and what you call Football is what I call Stole-ball."

"Stole-ball?", the referee asked.

"Yes, Stole-ball," I replied, "because you Americans stole the name Football from a game that already had that name."

After saying that, I left the stadium.

Soccer correctly spelt is futbol.

Oh brother ..maybe I'll just bring you to work with me...lol

Sure!

Once, I decided to attend a sporting event in the USA that was advertised as a football game. Was I ever in for a surprise. Not only did each team have eleven players on the field at the same time, but no players guarded the goals during the game.

Then again, how could anyone guard goals that had no nets, that were awkwardly shaped, and that stuck high up in the air?

I finally asked one of the referees why the goal keeping was as crazy as it was.

He looked at me like this:

Then he said, "��Sir, this is a football game, not a soccer game."

I responded by doing this: I asked, "��Are there any female teams?"

Again, the referee looked at me like this: and he asked, "What planet are you from?"

"Melmac," I replied, "Why do you ask?"

I continued, "��What you call Soccer is what the rest of planet Earth calls Football, and what you call Football is what I call Stole-ball."

"Stole-ball?", the referee asked.

"Yes, Stole-ball," I replied, "because you Americans stole the name Football from a game that already had that name."

After saying that, I left the stadium.

At least what they do pertains to real Football.

Good lord, I want to play for that team pheeew

Good lord, I want to play for that team pheeew

At least what they do pertains to real Football.

Hell, I'd settle for collecting their dirty uniforms and handing them towels when they come out of the showers.

on second thought I think it's no dogs allowed lol