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Before adolescence I was able to think clearly. But now I can't think about anything else. I heard somewhere that men think about sex every seven seconds. I don't think women have this problem. They can take it or leave it. To them sex in no big deal. They'd rather have a chat.
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SparklingCrystal 💖💎
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Mon 12/09/13 11:22 AM
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Before adolescence I was able to think clearly. But now I can't think about anything else. I heard somewhere that men think about sex every seven seconds. I don't think women have this problem. They can take it or leave it. To them sex in no big deal. They'd rather have a chat. *b|t(h mode on* Then give them what they want so you might get what you want *b|t(h mode off* (I'm so not used to this censure BS) |
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Before adolescence I was able to think clearly. But now I can't think about anything else. I heard somewhere that men think about sex every seven seconds. I don't think women have this problem. They can take it or leave it. To them sex in no big deal. They'd rather have a chat. 
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Am I a Slave to women?
ONLY on Friday nights.....my only advice REMEMBER YOUR SAFEWORD! |
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The torment is unbearable. I can't take much more. Everywhere I go I see women in skin tight leggings. Do you know if the church still takes people. I want to serve the lord.
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The torment is unbearable. I can't take much more. Everywhere I go I see women in skin tight leggings. Do you know if the church still takes people. I want to serve the lord. Those nuns may be wearing leggings also. |
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The torment is unbearable. I can't take much more. Everywhere I go I see women in skin tight leggings. Do you know if the church still takes people. I want to serve the lord. Those nuns may be wearing leggings also. Hahahahahahahahahahaha I don't find skin tight leggings sexy at all. They're mostly worn by big women as for some reason they think it makes them look slim. But they reveal every bump and dent caused by cellulite. Totally gross. If you can't help being big, you don't have to flaunt the effects of it in other ppl's faces. When I went to Robbie William's gig, I saw all these girls and woman in leggings, some of them with big, wobbly @sses, obviously wearing a thong. I doubt they have any idea what their behind looks like when they walk, otherwise they would've donned something else for sure! Horrible! 
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Before adolescence I was able to think clearly. But now I can't think about anything else. I heard somewhere that men think about sex every seven seconds. I don't think women have this problem. They can take it or leave it. To them sex in no big deal. They'd rather have a chat. Yeah, young male Humans have difficulty thinking clearly while they are going through adolescence. 
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Before adolescence I was able to think clearly. But now I can't think about anything else. I heard somewhere that men think about sex every seven seconds. I don't think women have this problem. They can take it or leave it. To them sex in no big deal. They'd rather have a chat.
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yeah... each of us, women get 2 male slaves after we hit puberty. Hmmm.. I think I just wrote my next paranormal romance! Thanks creepy red6mist guy!!! 
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The torment is unbearable. I can't take much more.
Don't worry. Adolescence doesn't last forever.
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yeah... each of us, women get 2 male slaves after we hit puberty. F*** it! I knew I shouldn't have gone abroad when I was 19. I missed out on my 2 slaves!? Can I still claim them, you reckon? |
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You are not a slave to women, you're a slave to your hormones then. Get something inflatable and use your imagination.
I hear they do wonders with latex these days. |
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yeah... each of us, women get 2 male slaves after we hit puberty. F*** it! I knew I shouldn't have gone abroad when I was 19. I missed out on my 2 slaves!? Can I still claim them, you reckon?  I thought that you Humans hit puberty before the age of 19.
Of course I could be mistaken. After all, if an Englishman doesn't hit puberty until age 34 ... Oh, never mind. |
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You are not a slave to women, you're a slave to your hormones then. Get something inflatable and use your imagination. I hear they do wonders with latex these days.  Male Humans can get inflatables when they hit puberty?
You Humans never cease to amaze me. |
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yeah... each of us, women get 2 male slaves after we hit puberty. F*** it! I knew I shouldn't have gone abroad when I was 19. I missed out on my 2 slaves!? Can I still claim them, you reckon? I thought that you Humans hit puberty before the age of 19.
Of course I could be mistaken. After all, if an Englishman doesn't hit puberty until age 34 ... Oh, never mind. You're right, and I did. So what the he(ck went wrong then? Cos I never got mine. Maybe they ran out? |
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yeah... each of us, women get 2 male slaves after we hit puberty. F*** it! I knew I shouldn't have gone abroad when I was 19. I missed out on my 2 slaves!? Can I still claim them, you reckon? I thought that you Humans hit puberty before the age of 19.
Of course I could be mistaken. After all, if an Englishman doesn't hit puberty until age 34 ... Oh, never mind. You're right, and I did. So what the he(ck went wrong then? Cos I never got mine. Maybe they ran out? Is this a joke? Because i never got mine either! Or they were re-routed to Teebee?? Now am soooo mad 
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The torment is unbearable. I can't take much more. Everywhere I go I see women in skin tight leggings. Do you know if the church still takes people. I want to serve the lord. Those nuns may be wearing leggings also. Hahahahahahahahahahaha I don't find skin tight leggings sexy at all. They're mostly worn by big women as for some reason they think it makes them look slim. But they reveal every bump and dent caused by cellulite. Totally gross. If you can't help being big, you don't have to flaunt the effects of it in other ppl's faces. When I went to Robbie William's gig, I saw all these girls and woman in leggings, some of them with big, wobbly @sses, obviously wearing a thong. I doubt they have any idea what their behind looks like when they walk, otherwise they would've donned something else for sure! Horrible!
Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy,bekind! My boot does wiggle!!! 
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The torment is unbearable. I can't take much more. Everywhere I go I see women in skin tight leggings. Do you know if the church still takes people. I want to serve the lord. Those nuns may be wearing leggings also. |
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Slave to women? Only a select few of us whom are worthy become slaves.
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