((((Joyce))))). .smart woman and my friend...he is special.

My brain's a whole bag of weird, which makes for an endless source of amusement for some lucky guy! I'm also very playful and, more often than not, I'm laughing and smiling. I'm told my "cute smile" and green eyes are my best features.

I apparently always smell like fresh laundry - people have said so since my teens. If you love the smell, you'll love me!

I'm curvy, which makes me a great woman to snuggle up to on these cold, winter nights. I also don't hog the bed!

I believe relationships work best when partners are able to function independently of each other and still feel secure but still remain faithful.

Oh u mean the neighbors and your basement?...yes well...merely a side issue

to those who know you long term from this site, everything about you whispers...fear is pretty great. it is what u want that matters at least as much as whether the hypothetical shewolf wants u :)

I can pick my nose with my toes

my toes

my toes






HA top that you silly old statue

'Cause you cant see where we're gowking when we're
standing up and your bottom half is sticking
out.
There probably give you suggestions like..
put that one leg on the tire and spread the goal posts and arch back for leverage.
You probably play dumb and say "what do you
mean like this or like this..or do you think
this would work better.
us poor men.
Then I bet they all want to be the hero
and fix it,destroying their good clothes,
Then you say you got this? Because I really
have to do X in the house if you don't mind.
Then you crack open a 'chilly one' and watch
the game.
Now has that ever happened?
please don't say you were wearing coveralls.
that's just gunna reck it for me and I know
your a team player
Ok maybe a tight jumpsuit from Snap on inc. lol

Ride, you're hilarious.

I taught my dog how to say "I love you" in 3 different languages.

I think it is my right love handle....it has this cute little mole that gets lost when it's squeezed

number 2 has to be the third chin...the scruff that sucker gets could be used to sand-blast a car

and last but not least, my magical hairy hobbit feet, I say magical because no matter the amount of fur growing out of them they are constantly cold!

Dang if I could find and older version of this I think I would be a happy camper. lol

Do you Humans really believe that you can compete with us Melmacians?

Well damn, how do you compete with that? ='(

Because your combining two fantasies at once. One a beautiful woman and a cool machine. Men like women who understand and know how to play with their grown up toys.

I'm happy too see so many people putting themselves out there and on the spot like that. It takes a good bit of courage to talk about oneself especially with an audience.

uh huh

tail wagging 101
drool studies
and
food dish in the jaws dialect of hovering under the table at dinnertime

HA My dog could open the refrigerator door.....


I jest thee not

Nice thought,

I make a mean Greek salad

You guys sure have some strange fantasies! I'm far from beautiful and generally drenched in sweat by the time I get the lug nuts off. Add in that I'm covered in grime, and usually bleeding from some knuckle or elbow and swearing like a sailor before long and I'm not exactly a sight for sore eyes.

I have no idea how guys think that's hot. I switched out my brake pads and you'd think I was re-inventing the wheel the way the news was spreading. "Hey man, ya gotta see this. There's some chick doing a brake job on her truck!" WTF?

If I was beautiful or in a bikini, I could see the draw but really?! Men!

I trained as a mechanic and at the time there was a girl there that was learning how to work on trucks. She wasn't exactly pretty but it was that old thing about a woman coming into a man's world and not being too girly to get down and dirty I think.

sometimes when its cold outside i wrap my body in saran wrap, then heat shrink myself with a blow dryer.

That sounds more like a fetish?