Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 7 | |
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I think your gonna get arrested for trying to get so many of us arrested.
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It's ok. I know the judge. He's s charming clown
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Bribery!!!!
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If you know it, it's cuz you tried it.
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For dreaming.., in a non-dreaming zone...
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For making people smile. They thought it was part of a plot
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For not getting enough sleep.....the dream police are coming to get ya
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Mikey, Will they put me in a soft padded room.
You got arrested for pretending to be the statue on the decorative fountain |
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Dreamer you got arrested for putting bubble mixture in the fountain
oh yes in a straight jacket |
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Lol.
You got arrested for indecent exposure because you thought the fountain was a bubble bath. |
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For replacing all the water in outdoor fountains, with liquid chocolate..
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For breaking and entering the willy wonka chocolate factory
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For switching the contents in the salt shakers and sugar dispensers
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For inventing chocolate condoms... and causing mass riots..
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for encouraging the mass riots by continuing with mass distribution of these unique condoms..... |
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For doing a pole dance, on her sailboat's mast..
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for a Hugh rise in dental visits resulting from too many people eating the .......I think I better stop right there
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rollin' back odometers at his used-car sales lot..........180 days - county jail...
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For secretly supplying me with a get out of jail free card.
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Edited by
jagbird
on
Fri 06/13/14 07:48 AM
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For jumping out of his car first, after being pulled over....., marching up to the police cruiser..
..and telling the police officer that he was following too close.. and demanded to see his license.. ..Gosh.. I'd love to try that sometime.. |
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