Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 7 | |
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..for docking her sailboat, in a no parking zone...
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for being a whistle blower and informing the Maritime Authorities about my illegal docking .....
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for being to sexy for mingle
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for being such a sweet, albeit blind, flatterer .....
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For lying down on the floor of a crouded cinema , throwing a huge body voice spasm tantrum to assertain a date.. Lol.. joke
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For ignoring his adoptive mum!
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for being such a fabulous surrogate mom to many
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..for flashing other sailors.. and causing a pile-up on the waterway..
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for falsely advertising the summer party on my non-existent boat ....
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for not inviting me to the summer party on her boat
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.......for being angry with me for not inviting him to the summer party on my non-existent boat, which was falsely advertised
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for spreading a rumor that i was mad at her for not inviting me to her summer party on her boat
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For believing that I would ever spread a rumour that you were mad at me for not inviting him to my non existent summer party on my non existent boat ....
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For not having a party on a boat
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For melting the hearts of those she meets
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What!...probably bcos she is damn 2 gud 4 mingle
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For melting the hearts of those she meets For being born 33 years later, than she should have been.. |
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What!...probably bcos she is damn 2 gud 4 mingle For not checking his giraffe, before he entered the dining room.. |
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Pinching the waitress' butts at HOOTERS
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Letting him get away with pinching the waitress' butts at HOOTERS
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