Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 7 | |
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I think you both should be arrested for being so damn nice...
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Mikey you got arrested because they thought you were selling alcohol without a license. They just wanted an excuse to be in your man cave
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Hehe, its that private room out back that sparked their interest
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..for keeping some interesting stuff in his private room out back?
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For trying to break the combination on the lock.
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For disturbing a government parliamentary meeting, by running into the room spreading flower petals everywhere.. and singing "Tip Toe Through The Tulips"...
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There aint no politicians in dat room
Arrested for wild assumptions concerning politicians. |
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for having a good sense of humour
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For throwing thousands of dollars of very good fake money into a live concert croud , so you cud run onstage and kiss the lead singer during the chaos :)
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Filled the donuts with toothpaste instead of whipped cream...
tsk tsk. |
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for pouring hot wax down jags panties
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For having too many sordid thoughts to work in a day-care..
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For reading a dictionary for entertainment
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For trying to paint his black belt, so it looked liked a red sash..
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For distributing body paints contaminated with itching powder
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For impersonating a nice person......but then they found out it is all true so they had to let her go.
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For driving on the sidewalks, guess he didn't want to get in a wreck
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For having a split personality in a single personality world.
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For random acts of kindness when he was putting coins in all the parking meters
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For hiding in the trees when the cops tried to arrest
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