Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 7 | |
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Flashing people in New Orleans after Mardi Gras was over
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for stealing cupcakes and throwing them on people's cars
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For driving around in this van:
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For allowing Techknowlove to illegally park his van outside my house
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Edited by
jagbird
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Sat 05/31/14 07:49 AM
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For pinching the men's butts at Chippendales.. (both of you frisky ladies)
..and that's a lie, because I don't go to bars.., I don't drink.. and I have never pinched a lady's butt, unless we were a couple.. ..Have never even been in a HOOTER'S, by the way.. |
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because when the dealership said you can take the Ferrari.! for a test drive.. they did not mean all the way to California..
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..for peeing on the carpet..
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For driving through a red traffic light, with the Ferrari you took for a supposed test drive, on your way to California
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..for taking previous posts and trying to convolute them when she gets stumped for a post..
..just teasing, Gibbs.. |
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for stumping me
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for being so sexy that its illegal
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..for "flaming", in public...
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For causing me to develop hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia because of all the octosyllabic words he posts.
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For driving backwards at over the posted speed limit
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Because the police thought his woodworking tools were for a something of criminal intent.
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For using a street red light to run your business :)
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Lol. For being one of my customers
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For herding them all up and creating a riot.
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For impersonating a tour guide
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For being in the wrong place at the wrong time
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