Maybe they don't want to hurt the poor guy's feelings. HAHHAHAHAHA!

Here, get a load of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ar7vovnH5I

And you thought you were king kong.

because I want ya to get off me!!!!!

I fake my own orgasms when I am masturbating...sure I feel confused and resentful..but, who cares? I had Sex!!!!

Ps...nice choice on the new avatar pic Mr. Law.

It is only gonna drive away the poontang but, I have no doubt that 2K will be glad to have that fkd up clown as her own beloved way to freak out the new kids.

Thanks brother...you are a good addition to the circus of Mingletards.

And there's your answer!

give her fake feelings and all you get is fake orgasm , and vise versa

Ditto on this one!

I often wonder the same thing. If I want you off me I tell you to hurry up. Then you know you aren't doing something right. I'm also not going to make a guy think they are satisfying me if they aren't. But that's just me.

Could you pls explain how? I mean, well you know, somewhat difficult for a guy to fake. That's what I thought anyway, but maybe I've missed something. Just curious ...


I wonder why men think women fake orgasms? Are you so absorbed by the sensation in your kn*b that you can't tell whether a woman is having an orgasm or not?
Then again, it must be pretty disconcerting to know a woman's orgasm depends on the size of your knob and then get insecure about it sufficing or not.

Maybe we should pity you guys ... you may never know whether we really fake very well or really c**e very well,

"I wonder why women fake orgasms."

Because you can't satisfy them.

Maybe its because you're a 2 stroke joke and can't tickle her pickle?

True DAT!!!! I shall be pulling my Clown mask, very soon.
Hee hee..

That is a mask?

No. .you know it's not....shhhhh

Watta clown!!

No pretty mama...this is all a joke.

Seriously...guys couldn't possibly care less if a woman orgasms...she is in the same boat as the guy...once the pants come off...you got two or maybe three minutes to get your cookie....after that...you are on your own...cause the dude will be snoozing in an orgasm induced coma.

So...if you ladies want an orgasm without faking it.....you better work fast.

Not like I actually care...I am perfectly content with women faking orgasms...as long as I get mine....I could care less what the rest of you do.

I think I just changed my mind about you sending over your twin-bro. Hahahaha.
Orgasm induced coma, would that be the reason why someone came up with this blue pill? Comatose guy & blue pill --> hours of quality time for woman. Think of all the experimenting a woman could do. Kinda kinky.
But in all seriousness, indeed there is a point where both man and woman are in it for themselves and not the other.

Maybe its because you're a 2 stroke joke and can't tickle her pickle?


If she's got a pickle, what the hell did I do wrong then????

Oh and guys can fake an orgasm, just it's not done very often! As far as the woman faking, as long as it's not where I can tell she's doing the old pornstar faking. That just sounds bad most of the time!