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Topic: Why's it so difficult to get some poontang on here?
Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Sat 10/05/13 07:59 PM
Hi guys Good to see you all! You know I had one of them once but one night we took it out and the darn engine blew and we had to row it back in to shore. I ain't touching that one

mafebilo Joined Thu 10/03/13 Posts: 2	Sat 10/05/13 10:55 PM
ROFL I knew I shoulda ran fast and far away when I read this thread. stupid me too funny! lol I don't understand why he aint gettin' any...everybody else seems to know where to find it...try checking the center of the universe :D

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Sun 10/06/13 09:39 AM
ROFL I knew I shoulda ran fast and far away when I read this thread. stupid me too funny! lol I don't understand why he aint gettin' any...everybody else seems to know where to find it...try checking the center of the universe :D

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 10/06/13 10:10 AM
I've been on here for about three weeks now and I still can't get a woman. I mean what are you women trying to prove? Poontanging is an art...Brush up....

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33432	Sun 10/06/13 11:07 AM
I've been on here for about three weeks now and I still can't get a woman. I mean what are you women trying to prove? Poontanging is an art...Brush up.... Poontanging? Wait a min ... you trying to tell me it's both a noun and a verb? * editing the Obsolete Vulgar Words & Phrases Dictionary *

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 10/06/13 11:32 AM
I've been on here for about three weeks now and I still can't get a woman. I mean what are you women trying to prove? Poontanging is an art...Brush up.... Poontanging? Wait a min ... you trying to tell me it's both a noun and a verb? * editing the Obsolete Vulgar Words & Phrases Dictionary * While you're at it, might as well include these... Poontanga Poontangaler Poontangaliscious Poontangarang Poontamgasorous Poontang Boomerang (my personal favorite ) Poon tang berger Poontang casserole Poon tang clan Poon tang cocktail Poontang conversion Poontanger Poontangkill Poontangle Poontangler PoonTang Magnet

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33432	Sun 10/06/13 11:37 AM
I've been on here for about three weeks now and I still can't get a woman. I mean what are you women trying to prove? Poontanging is an art...Brush up.... Poontanging? Wait a min ... you trying to tell me it's both a noun and a verb? * editing the Obsolete Vulgar Words & Phrases Dictionary * While you're at it, might as well include these... Poontanga Poontangaler Poontangaliscious Poontangarang Poontamgasorous Poontang Boomerang (my personal favorite ) Poon tang berger Poontang casserole Poon tang clan Poon tang cocktail Poontang conversion Poontanger Poontangkill Poontangle Poontangler PoonTang Magnet Bluddy ell Let's just copy/paste that into the dictionary, shall we ...

jtmm Joined Sun 12/02/12 Posts: 15	Sun 10/06/13 12:04 PM
Poontang huh?...wrong website buddy, I think you're looking for Craigslist.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 10/06/13 12:06 PM
Poontang huh?...wrong website buddy, I think you're looking for Craigslist. As in classifieds?!!

HarrysCoffee Joined Sun 09/22/13 Posts: 1	Sun 10/06/13 11:07 PM
You can't get a woman because you are an idiot. Ever considered that?

GLG2009 Joined Wed 01/07/09 Posts: 7238	Sun 10/06/13 11:12 PM
HERES SOME!

lvino19 Joined Sat 10/05/13 Posts: 24	Sun 10/06/13 11:15 PM
Poontang definition: Poon tang A combination of both the aroma and taste of a womens genitals. Logically this sensation can range from pleasurable to a fate worse than death - depending on bathing habits, diet, rectum bleaching etc. etc. WTF

mg1959 Joined Thu 04/05/07 Posts: 7872	Mon 10/07/13 11:57 PM
Hi guys Good to see you all! You know I had one of them once but one night we took it out and the darn engine blew and we had to row it back in to shore. I ain't touching that one a wise woman

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Tue 10/08/13 10:39 AM
Best way to get a Poontang is by sneaking up from behind and catching that Poontang off guard... and wrestling it down. Just sayin Hope this helps

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Tue 10/08/13 10:48 AM
It doesn't matter if its 3 weeks, 3 months or 3 years? You'll still be sat behind your computer and "PULLING YOUR PLONKER", ya Clown!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !