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too funny!!!! |
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will say sorry nd get out f there
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Dry sex? Lmao. Don't ya know how to get a woman wet? Would need a mop bucket, sponge and a squigee when I'm done. If anything only dry sex I have is with my pillow of a night, not on purpose though, just happens. Lol
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I would hope that by the time she and I are about to "get it on" that I have noticed her hygiene habits and would hope that my senses of smell would not have led me astray. I mean......isn't the first date really all about figuring all that (and more) out? And besides, I always carry an extra pack of tic-tacs with me.
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Dry sex? Lmao. Don't ya know how to get a woman wet? Would need a mop bucket, sponge and a squigee when I'm done. If anything only dry sex I have is with my pillow of a night, not on purpose though, just happens. Lol |
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Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate. Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good, but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision? What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred? What do you do then? Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint? First impression??? Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?" thanks for the warning that set of questions and concerns tells me that you would not be a good lover or the right kind for me |
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Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate. Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good, but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision? What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred? What do you do then? Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint? First impression??? Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?" thanks for the warning that set of questions and concerns tells me that you would not be a good lover or the right kind for me Or anyone? Lol |
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Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate. Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good, but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision? What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred? What do you do then? Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint? First impression??? Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?" thanks for the warning that set of questions and concerns tells me that you would not be a good lover or the right kind for me Or anyone? Lol well that I can't say, but the comments evidence insecurity and superficiality insecurity I can deal with if someone is in earnest but superficiality makes my skin crawl when it comes to intimacy |
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Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate. Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good, but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision? What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred? What do you do then? Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint? First impression??? Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?" thanks for the warning that set of questions and concerns tells me that you would not be a good lover or the right kind for me Or anyone? Lol well that I can't say, but the comments evidence insecurity and superficiality insecurity I can deal with if someone is in earnest but superficiality makes my skin crawl when it comes to intimacy I know right. who cares if she has a moustache, saggy boobs or 1 tooth. If she makes you happy thats all that matters.Visual beauty isn't all it's cracked up to be. Would much rather be with someone that makes me happy, loves me for me, even if she did look like King Kong. |
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If there is a mental as well as emotional connection, who really cares about a few physical imperfections as we all got them, usually I am concentrating on the woman's eyes, but that's just me, not everybody, my I guess you could say style in the bedroom,is to at first talk and cuddle, to maintain a level of intimacy, I'm a lights on or lights off kind of guy, don't really matter to me.
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Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate. Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good, but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision? What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred? What do you do then? Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint? First impression??? Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?" thanks for the warning that set of questions and concerns tells me that you would not be a good lover or the right kind for me Or anyone? Lol well that I can't say, but the comments evidence insecurity and superficiality insecurity I can deal with if someone is in earnest but superficiality makes my skin crawl when it comes to intimacy I know right. who cares if she has a moustache, saggy boobs or 1 tooth. If she makes you happy thats all that matters.Visual beauty isn't all it's cracked up to be. Would much rather be with someone that makes me happy, loves me for me, even if she did look like King Kong. exactly - to each his own now excuse me while I go shave my palms and floss my tooth |
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Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate. Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good, but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision? What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred? What do you do then? Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint? First impression??? Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?" thanks for the warning that set of questions and concerns tells me that you would not be a good lover or the right kind for me Or anyone? Lol well that I can't say, but the comments evidence insecurity and superficiality insecurity I can deal with if someone is in earnest but superficiality makes my skin crawl when it comes to intimacy I know right. who cares if she has a moustache, saggy boobs or 1 tooth. If she makes you happy thats all that matters.Visual beauty isn't all it's cracked up to be. Would much rather be with someone that makes me happy, loves me for me, even if she did look like King Kong. exactly - to each his own now excuse me while I go shave my palms and floss my tooth |
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Dry sex? Lmao. Don't ya know how to get a woman wet? Would need a mop bucket, sponge and a squigee when I'm done. If anything only dry sex I have is with my pillow of a night, not on purpose though, just happens. Lol that was my thought also what in crispy critters is dry sex??? painful to even consider |
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Dry sex? Lmao. Don't ya know how to get a woman wet? Would need a mop bucket, sponge and a squigee when I'm done. If anything only dry sex I have is with my pillow of a night, not on purpose though, just happens. Lol that was my thought also what in crispy critters is dry sex??? painful to even consider Wouldn't have a clue |
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Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate. Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good, but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision? What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred? What do you do then? Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint? First impression??? Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?" Most of these things are things you'll already know about before getting naked. And size doesn't matter a whole lot as long as you know what you're doing. If you don't know what you're doing, size isn't going to help you much. |
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Edited by
Shy_Emo_chick
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Thu 08/01/13 10:55 PM
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Spilt my milk
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Well hello you muscly thing . If his hygiene isn't good, then he ain't got a chance. Jmho, though, to be fair. You're not gonna sleep in the same bed as someone who smells like gone off cheese. I can't imagine telling someone to go on a diet after he got naked. That would just be cruel. :surpised:
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Dry sex is when you make each other *** while wearing clothes. I cant.believe nobody has heard.of it
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Dry sex is when you make each other *** while wearing clothes. I cant.believe nobody has heard.of it sounds like a misnomer lol |
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