I tried it. Izzy, but the only words I could come up with was - Fuki ofi, yu re noti funi! Look on the bright side though? He does have a growth below his bottom lip like a womans toosh though? Ha ha.

Well I have no interest in posting even using this messed up alphabet what my real name is. Especially my last names. That's why I will never do that thing or at least I won't ever post the end result. lol

know how to circumcise a hillbilly ?
...
KiK his sister in the jaw......

That would just be rude. lol

Boss asked : Why are you late for work ? Me! Because of the Sign. Boss : What Sign? Me: The sign that says "Work ahead, go slow"

Here's a joke I got from movie I watched the other day.

This girl wants to get her ears pierced. But her mother keeps telling her no. All of her friends get them pierced and now she is the only one and her mom still won't do let her do it. So she comes up with a plan to wait for her mom to be out of the house and she asks her dad. Her dad say no and gives her this line about having to be a responsible parent and all that. So the girl turns up the heat and give him her best puppy dog eyes. He takes and closes all the blinds and tells her "Ok you can get your ears pierced. But first you have to suck my dick."

Since she knows she is going to get what she wants she proceeds to suck his dick and even though it's her first time she knows there is something wrong about this. So she looks up at him and says "Daddy, your dick tastes like crap."

"Yeah well your brother said he wants a computer."

EEEEEEEeeeeeeEEWWWWWWwwwwwww !
THAT was NASSSSSSSSSSSSTYYYYYYy !

Well in the movie Stalled which you can find on netflix. The person who told it said it in the first person. So she made it sound like she went through it till she got to the punchline. I would have tried that but I'm not a girl and I don't wear ear rings. hahaha

A man escapes from prison
where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look
for money and guns and finds a
young couple in bed. He orders
the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to
the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up
and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the
husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an escaped
convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your
neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t
complain, do whatever he tells
you. Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you. This guy
is probably very dangerous. If he
gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds:
“He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He
told me he was gay, thought you
were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it
was in the bathroom. Be strong
honey. I love you too!!

Akpos and Jonathan(not GEJ o)
lived next
door to each other.
Akpos owned a hen and each
morning he
would look in his garden and pick up one of
his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his
garden and saw
that the hen had laid an egg in
Jonathan's garden. He was about to go
next door when
he saw Jonathan pick up the
egg.
Akpos ran up to Jonathan and
told him that the egg belonged to him
because he owned
the hen.
Jonathan disagreed because the
egg was laid
on his property. They argued for a while until
finally Akpos
said, "In my family we normally
solve
disputes by the following actions:
I kick you in the testicles and time how
long it takes for
you to get back up. Then you
kick me in the
testicles and time how long it
takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker
wins the
egg."
Jonathan agreed to this and so
Akpos put on
the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He
took a few steps back, then ran
toward
Jonathan and kicked him as hard
as he could
in the testicles. Jonathan fell to the floor
clutching his groin,
howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually Jonathan stood up
and said, "Now
it's my turn to kick you." Akpos smiled and said, "Ye can
keep the
damn egg!!"

Lmfao huh you guys are really funny!

Thank you. I think most of the stuff on my thread is pretty funny.

Lmao it does happen

Waahahaaahaaa

What happens? It rains elephants? hahaha

This is up there with the joke about the chick who tries to catch her husband cheating, by pretending to be someone else
but ends up screwing her Dad! AWKWARD JOKE

I hope everyone's heard it... other wise , I just ruined the punchline

Nope never heard it. But I still got a laugh out of your post. hahaha

What do you call two bulls masterbating?






















Beef strokinoff.

Do you think it would be really traumatizing for someone if they were watching porn, masturbating and then realized it was one of their parents they were masturbating too?

"Oh wow that girl is so hot. Oh way baby. Oh I'm gona ***. Why does that girl look so familiar? Mom!" lol

Or '' Dad, Uncle Frank and Uncle Peter, are spit-roasting mum in this video I got out your room?? '' Ha ha