If i can get a older woman that loves me, y wont i go 4 her? After all love speaks....

What now happen?

7 tips on how to KISS a guy
for
the
FIRST TIME
1. Avoid being nervous
First kiss can make you nervous.
If you stress out, then
everything
can
go wrong. Just relax and enjoy
the moment. Do not show any signs
of nervousness at the moment,
this
can
be a turn off for the guy.
2. Avoid pungent smell Avoid foods with pungent smell.
This includes garlic and onion. If
you
are
going on a dinner date, then
have something mild. Also, have some
mint or use a mouth freshener
before
your
date. Bad mouth odour is a
major turn off for any guy.
3. Keep your lips kiss ready
Soft lips are an instant turn on
for
a
man. So, keep your lips kiss ready
for
the situation. Apply a lip balm
to
make your lips smooth in
texture. Do not overdo your lip makeup.
Avoid
applying too much of lipstick on
your
lips.
4. Go easy on kissing When the moment is right, just
get
closer to your guy. Make an
eye
contact, because that heats up
the moment. Place your hands on
his shoulders and gently brush
your
lips
on his. A soft stroke should be
perfect for your first kiss.
5. Wait for the perfect stroke
When you touch his tongue,
pause
for
a moment. If you get a positive reaction, then continue with
the
kiss. Just go by the flow of the
moment
and make your kiss a special
first one.
6. Do not feel awkward If you
feel awkward or nervous,
then
everything can go wrong. It is
important to feel good about the
whole thing. Feeling awkward
also
indicates that it is a forced
kiss.
Do not spoil the moment with this
behaviour. First kiss should
make
you feel good and positive.
7. Talk about the first kiss
There is nothing wrong in discussing
about the first kiss. Talk to
your guy
regarding the kissing style. Tell
him
your choice and style of kissing. When you discuss the kissing
types, you kind of become
more
comfortable
regarding the whole thing. It
will become much easier to kiss
your
partner.

7 tips on how to KISS a guy
for
the
FIRST TIME
1. Avoid being nervous
First kiss can make you nervous.
If you stress out, then
everything
can
go wrong. Just relax and enjoy
the moment. Do not show any signs
of nervousness at the moment,
this
can
be a turn off for the guy.
2. Avoid pungent smell Avoid foods with pungent smell.
This includes garlic and onion. If
you
are
going on a dinner date, then
have something mild. Also, have some
mint or use a mouth freshener
before
your
date. Bad mouth odour is a
major turn off for any guy.
3. Keep your lips kiss ready
Soft lips are an instant turn on
for
a
man. So, keep your lips kiss ready
for
the situation. Apply a lip balm
to
make your lips smooth in
texture. Do not overdo your lip makeup.
Avoid
applying too much of lipstick on
your
lips.
4. Go easy on kissing When the moment is right, just
get
closer to your guy. Make an
eye
contact, because that heats up
the moment. Place your hands on
his shoulders and gently brush
your
lips
on his. A soft stroke should be
perfect for your first kiss.
5. Wait for the perfect stroke
When you touch his tongue,
pause
for
a moment. If you get a positive reaction, then continue with
the
kiss. Just go by the flow of the
moment
and make your kiss a special
first one.
6. Do not feel awkward If you
feel awkward or nervous,
then
everything can go wrong. It is
important to feel good about the
whole thing. Feeling awkward
also
indicates that it is a forced
kiss.
Do not spoil the moment with this
behaviour. First kiss should
make
you feel good and positive.
7. Talk about the first kiss
There is nothing wrong in discussing
about the first kiss. Talk to
your guy
regarding the kissing style. Tell
him
your choice and style of kissing. When you discuss the kissing
types, you kind of become
more
comfortable
regarding the whole thing. It
will become much easier to kiss
your
partner.

Akpos and Jonathan(not GEJ o)
lived next
door to each other.
Akpos owned a hen and each
morning he
would look in his garden and pick up one of
his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his
garden and saw
that the hen had laid an egg in
Jonathan's garden. He was about to go
next door when
he saw Jonathan pick up the
egg.
Akpos ran up to Jonathan and
told him that the egg belonged to him
because he owned
the hen.
Jonathan disagreed because the
egg was laid
on his property. They argued for a while until
finally Akpos
said, "In my family we normally
solve
disputes by the following actions:
I kick you in the testicles and time how
long it takes for
you to get back up. Then you
kick me in the
testicles and time how long it
takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker
wins the
egg."
Jonathan agreed to this and so
Akpos put on
the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He
took a few steps back, then ran
toward
Jonathan and kicked him as hard
as he could
in the testicles. Jonathan fell to the floor
clutching his groin,
howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually Jonathan stood up
and said, "Now
it's my turn to kick you." Akpos smiled and said, "Ye can
keep the
damn egg!!"

Akpos and Jonathan(not GEJ o)
lived next
door to each other.
Akpos owned a hen and each
morning he
would look in his garden and pick up one of
his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his
garden and saw
that the hen had laid an egg in
Jonathan's garden. He was about to go
next door when
he saw Jonathan pick up the
egg.
Akpos ran up to Jonathan and
told him that the egg belonged to him
because he owned
the hen.
Jonathan disagreed because the
egg was laid
on his property. They argued for a while until
finally Akpos
said, "In my family we normally
solve
disputes by the following actions:
I kick you in the testicles and time how
long it takes for
you to get back up. Then you
kick me in the
testicles and time how long it
takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker
wins the
egg."
Jonathan agreed to this and so
Akpos put on
the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He
took a few steps back, then ran
toward
Jonathan and kicked him as hard
as he could
in the testicles. Jonathan fell to the floor
clutching his groin,
howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually Jonathan stood up
and said, "Now
it's my turn to kick you." Akpos smiled and said, "Ye can
keep the
damn egg!!"

Akpos and Jonathan(not GEJ o)
lived next
door to each other.
Akpos owned a hen and each
morning he
would look in his garden and pick up one of
his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his
garden and saw
that the hen had laid an egg in
Jonathan's garden. He was about to go
next door when
he saw Jonathan pick up the
egg.
Akpos ran up to Jonathan and
told him that the egg belonged to him
because he owned
the hen.
Jonathan disagreed because the
egg was laid
on his property. They argued for a while until
finally Akpos
said, "In my family we normally
solve
disputes by the following actions:
I kick you in the testicles and time how
long it takes for
you to get back up. Then you
kick me in the
testicles and time how long it
takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker
wins the
egg."
Jonathan agreed to this and so
Akpos put on
the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He
took a few steps back, then ran
toward
Jonathan and kicked him as hard
as he could
in the testicles. Jonathan fell to the floor
clutching his groin,
howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually Jonathan stood up
and said, "Now
it's my turn to kick you." Akpos smiled and said, "Ye can
keep the
damn egg!!"

A man escapes from prison
where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look
for money and guns and finds a
young couple in bed. He orders
the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to
the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up
and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the
husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an escaped
convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your
neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t
complain, do whatever he tells
you. Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you. This guy
is probably very dangerous. If he
gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds:
“He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He
told me he was gay, thought you
were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it
was in the bathroom. Be strong
honey. I love you too!!

1. She is not picking your calls
right? Don't
worry, send her a
text saying "Honey have you
recieved the
money?"... She will call back. 2. He is not picking your calls
right? Don't
worry, upload his picture on
your profile and
write "I' will miss you, Rest
In .Peace...", He will call back. Chap chap TRUE OR FALSE?

1. She is not picking your calls
right? Don't
worry, send her a
text saying "Honey have you
recieved the
money?"... She will call back. 2. He is not picking your calls
right? Don't
worry, upload his picture on
your profile and
write "I' will miss you, Rest
In .Peace...", He will call back. Chap chap TRUE OR FALSE?

Let me see ur Name in Japanese.
plz don't spoil d fun!!!
Lets laugh a bit by writing your
name in JAPANESE ALPHABET
A= ka, B=tu, C=mi, D= te, E=ku,
F=lu, G= ji, H= ri, I=ki, J=zu, K= me,L= ta, M= rin, N= to, O= mo,
P= no, Q= ke, R= shi, S= ari, T =
chi, U= do, V=ru, W=mei, X= na,
Y= fu, Z= zi. Pls send

Akpos being interviewed at the
US
Embassy CONSUL:
"Your name, please?"
AKPOs: "Akpos"
CONSUL: "SEx?" AKPOS: "SIX times a week."
CONSUL: "I mean, male or
female?"
AKPOS: "Both male & female &
sometimes even camels."
CONSUL: "Holy cow!" AKPOS:"Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL:"Man, isn't that hostile?"
AKpOS:"Horse style, dog style,any
style!"
CONSUL:"Oh dear!"
AKPOS:"Deer? No deer, they run too
fast!! did AKPOS passed the
interview???

Anybody in the house want to chat?

Akpos: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don't want to
have a boyfriend.
Akpos: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God
said, “It is not good for the
man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
Girl: But I don't love you.
Akpos: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever
doesnot love does not know
God, because God is love."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest?
Akpos: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and
earth will pass away, but my
words will never pass away."
Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still
studying. Akpos: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is
a
time for everything, and a
season for every activity under
the heavens."
Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.
Akpos: Proverbs 31:29 "Many
women do noble things, but you
surpass them all."
Girl: But what is in me that you
like? Akpos: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You
are
altogether beautiful, my darling
there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But I'm not beautiful.
Akpos: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is
fleeting; but a woman who fears
the Lord is to be praise
Girl: What do you want to
happen?
Akpos: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress
and anguish of heart and with
many tears, not
to
grieve you but to let you know
the depth of my love for you." One word for the Akpos?

My greatest wish is to have one white as my soul mate. But they sims to be afraid of the black.......