I have a few things that are turn-offs.

Tattoos on a woman's chest. That colorful bird looks nice when you're 20, but when you're 50, it'll look like a pterodactyl.

Bad language. I spent a total of 18 years working in the army, and in a jail in Chicago, so I am used to hearing foul language from guys. Do I swear? Yes. Do I swear often? No. I was told at a very young age that when you overdo anything, people will look at you in a negative light. So, that being said, when I swear, people actually look at me with a funny look on their face, and ask what's wrong.

Improper language. Learn how to speak correctly.

Guys who get drunk in front of me. Guys who are habitually drunk.
Guys who flirt with the waitress or the coat check girl on our first date.
Guys who go on and on about the importance of freedom and personal space on a date - why are we dating, exactly?
Guys who want you to come over, when you haven't even met them yet.

I can't stand bad hygiene. How hard is it to take a short everyday?

Amen to that!

Went to the bar just now nasty girl tried to give me lap dance then follows me around trying to get with me like a lost dog. Flashes me her boobs then blam pepperoni nipples but like nast jumbo nipples

Bad language
Gold digger
Not interested in sex