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Well...joined this site just a few days ago. Had Chinese today and what does my fortune cookie say? "The time is right to make new friends". This actually creeped me out.
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talking cookies creep me out too
Glad ya joined 
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Hahaha. Thank you.
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Shiashu....after you read your fortune..."the time is right to make new friends....you're s'posed to say after your fortune "in bed".....wait..this actually may creep you out more....laughing....
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.......I chose to forget about that.
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it could be worse. The cookie could have been giving you a dirty look too
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Nah, it didn't give me a dirty look. Tasted really stale though, do you suppose that meant anything?
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Welcome brother .....hope you dig it here.
Ps....I ain't ever had a fortune cookie that tasted good...and I always get some lame crap like, "the slowest horse doesn't always lose the race "..... What idiots ....the slowest horse ALWAYS loses a race. |
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Welcome brother .....hope you dig it here. Ps....I ain't ever had a fortune cookie that tasted good...and I always get some lame crap like, "the slowest horse doesn't always lose the race "..... What idiots ....the slowest horse ALWAYS loses a race. Thanks. And the slowest horse might not lose if it trips another horse. |
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Welcome brother .....hope you dig it here. Ps....I ain't ever had a fortune cookie that tasted good...and I always get some lame crap like, "the slowest horse doesn't always lose the race "..... What idiots ....the slowest horse ALWAYS loses a race. |
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Last time I had Chinese my fortune said men in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Funny, I don't live in a glass house. Hmmmm
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Well I guess your fortune was a good fluke! I'm a new friend of yours, right? :P
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Well I guess your fortune was a good fluke! I'm a new friend of yours, right? :P Yup! Though, I do tend to have good luck with some fortunes. |
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My last and recent fortune said "Love is around the corner" I was at a book festival at the time. I turned a corner alright, but aside from the books I (which were already my purpose for being there) did not find love!!!
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My last and recent fortune said "Love is around the corner" I was at a book festival at the time. I turned a corner alright, but aside from the books I (which were already my purpose for being there) did not find love!!! Did you find a good book you ended up loving? |
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I think my last cookie read "Woman who fly upside down have crackup"
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I bought some books - one in particular that I am excited about. I have not read it or any of the others yet, though!
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I think my last cookie read "Woman who fly upside down have crackup" ...wat |
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I bought some books - one in particular that I am excited about. I have not read it or any of the others yet, though! Get to them already! :P |
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fortune cookies in my town are lame. they say stuff like 'learn to speak chinese' then go on to phonetically print how to say 'banana' in chinese. I mean what am I sposed to do with that? Next time I meet up with a chinese person who speaks no english, I reckon I can say 'banana' in a pinch. whew. I've gotten some like that as well. Though usually it has an actual fortune on it as well and just has the learn Chinese thing on the back. |
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