How do you fell with mercedes?

I dont understand the question. How about rephrasing it?

I think it is a great stripper name......

I'm not doing that again!

I think he's asking where the body, that fell on the car, came from.

Meh, I reckon he is asking how to 'steal' a mercedes. I could inform you if you are really asking that?

Well hell that's easy. Cleveland.....

Does the same thing a Cavalier does, what's your point?

Drew!!!

Parma baby......

i knew a little girl with that name

How do you fell with a mercedes? That means to kill game, "fell" does. In the present tense.

The answer, OP, to you, is this: you hit a dear or a rabbit or an orang utang on the highway with your mercedes car, travelling at a speed that will cause fatal injuries to the animal, then you stop and pick up the carcass and put it in your trunk, and take it home for your wife or concubine to cook it.

For your information, it is illegal in America to fell wildlife with the power of motorized vehicles on purpose; if you hit a wildlife animal because it was impossible for you to avoid the collision, then you must call the department of wilflife and nightclubs, and report the death and name the location where the department must come out to to pick up the carcass. You must also make sure that the carcass is in a position, after the collision, which will not impede normally executed traffic on any stretch of the road, which translates into your having to get out of your car and drag the queen antler to the side of the road or into the ditch.

You must kill the animal with humane needs if the animal is still alive and greatly suffering. This means you must shoot it in the skull.

You must not touch the animal by any means. If needed, put plastic bags over your hands that you touch the animal with. If you have disposable gloves, even better.

You must not make love to the animal, whether it's dead or alive. If you do it when it's dead, you will be charged with the crime of performing an indignity to a beast of burden. Minimum mandatory sentence is six months in jail, first offence. If you bang the chicken, or hedgehog or skunk, while it's alive, it's punishable by decapitation on the electric chair placed in a gas chamber. If you are Jewish, you can petition to not be placed in a gas chamber, which most states' executioneers will honour in honour of the Holocaust.

Running over a wombat is like hitting a walking cement block with legs. So if a wombat should cross your path on the road, i recommend you do try to avoid hitting it, or the mercedes you're driving at the time will probably come off 2nd best. Unless of course you're driving a mercedes truck, in which case i suggest the wombat be slow cooked, because it's tough and chewy.



Can i just say....

That you are a very sick man Wux

Yeah wux, as much as I adore you, I cant read your posts. You just never know which direction they will go. Usually they head south though.

Mercedes is for people who would rather pay too much money for a car that ain't gonna keep up with me.

Y'all drive on the wrong side of the road over there anyway! :P

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Oooh, like dat alot.

Mercedes that fell can be collected anywhere, have truck will travel.

start with him ^^^ and trade your way up?

Ah, I see what you did there.