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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4
Dodo_David's photo
Wed 12/05/12 02:07 PM



I trust yall...

well, all of yall, except for Dodo.....



If that is the way you are going to be, then no more sugar cubes and caramel popcorn from me.

I work my fur off trying to keep this place open and properly functioning while you and Roberta are off playing somewhere else, and this is the thanks I get?

I am a pragmatist. I know that if this bar gets shut down, then I'll have to find another place to hide from the ...err... find another place to buy my drinks.

So, I have never raided the cash register. Doing so would be me biting the hand that feeds me.

Actually, with me running the cash register, nobody drinks for free, which means that this bar is more profitable for Roberta. After all, someone has to watch her back while she is out of the bar.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have Christmas decorations to hang up.

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 12/05/12 02:19 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 12/05/12 02:20 PM




Ohhhhhhhh puuuuuuuuuuulease!

Since when do yall start taking me seriously??

I was a joke ya silly Big Macian!

Now, gimme some more cubes. *giggle, giggle*

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 12/05/12 02:28 PM





Ohhhhhhhh puuuuuuuuuuulease!

Since when do yall start taking me seriously??

I was a joke ya silly Big Macian!

Now, gimme some more cubes. *giggle, giggle*


The only cubes that you can get from me now are ice cubes.



Seriously, I'd have to go out and buy some more sugar cubes, which I need to do anyway so that customers can have sugar with their coffee if they want. Customers sometimes want sugar with their coffee while they are sobering up, and a certain pionie has been eating all of the sugar cubes.

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 12/05/12 02:31 PM






Ohhhhhhhh puuuuuuuuuuulease!

Since when do yall start taking me seriously??

I was a joke ya silly Big Macian!

Now, gimme some more cubes. *giggle, giggle*


The only cubes that you can get from me now are ice cubes.



Seriously, I'd have to go out and buy some more sugar cubes, which I need to do anyway so that customers can have sugar with their coffee if they want. Customers sometimes want sugar with their coffee while they are sobering up, and a certain pionie has been eating all of the sugar cubes.


I haaaaaaaaaavvveee neeeeeeeeighhhhhhhhhh ideaaaaaaaaa whattttttttt ewwwwwww are talkingggggggggg aboutttttttt!! hehehehehe

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 12/05/12 02:34 PM







Ohhhhhhhh puuuuuuuuuuulease!

Since when do yall start taking me seriously??

I was a joke ya silly Big Macian!

Now, gimme some more cubes. *giggle, giggle*


The only cubes that you can get from me now are ice cubes.



Seriously, I'd have to go out and buy some more sugar cubes, which I need to do anyway so that customers can have sugar with their coffee if they want. Customers sometimes want sugar with their coffee while they are sobering up, and a certain pionie has been eating all of the sugar cubes.


I haaaaaaaaaavvveee neeeeeeeeighhhhhhhhhh ideaaaaaaaaa whattttttttt ewwwwwww are talkingggggggggg aboutttttttt!! hehehehehe


And I know of a glue factory that is in need of an ingredient.

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 12/05/12 02:35 PM








Ohhhhhhhh puuuuuuuuuuulease!

Since when do yall start taking me seriously??

I was a joke ya silly Big Macian!

Now, gimme some more cubes. *giggle, giggle*


The only cubes that you can get from me now are ice cubes.



Seriously, I'd have to go out and buy some more sugar cubes, which I need to do anyway so that customers can have sugar with their coffee if they want. Customers sometimes want sugar with their coffee while they are sobering up, and a certain pionie has been eating all of the sugar cubes.


I haaaaaaaaaavvveee neeeeeeeeighhhhhhhhhh ideaaaaaaaaa whattttttttt ewwwwwww are talkingggggggggg aboutttttttt!! hehehehehe


And I know of a glue factory that is in need of an ingredient.


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 12/05/12 02:40 PM









Ohhhhhhhh puuuuuuuuuuulease!

Since when do yall start taking me seriously??

I was a joke ya silly Big Macian!

Now, gimme some more cubes. *giggle, giggle*


The only cubes that you can get from me now are ice cubes.



Seriously, I'd have to go out and buy some more sugar cubes, which I need to do anyway so that customers can have sugar with their coffee if they want. Customers sometimes want sugar with their coffee while they are sobering up, and a certain pionie has been eating all of the sugar cubes.


I haaaaaaaaaavvveee neeeeeeeeighhhhhhhhhh ideaaaaaaaaa whattttttttt ewwwwwww are talkingggggggggg aboutttttttt!! hehehehehe


And I know of a glue factory that is in need of an ingredient.


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!


That is what you get for horsing around while I'm trying to keep this bar's financial record in the black.

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 12/05/12 03:30 PM


Can I just ram him once with my horn Jade?

Come on,

please!

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 12/05/12 03:39 PM



Can I just ram him once with my horn Jade?

Come on,

please!


In order for you to do that, you would first have to remove your head from your as I was saying, a good pionie gets sugar cubes. A bad pionie doesn't. Now, who is a good pionie?

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 12/07/12 06:39 PM
Hey, Everyone, I stocked up the bar with vodka.
I needed to buy it in order to enter a contest.


no photo
Fri 12/07/12 07:14 PM

Hey, Everyone, I stocked up the bar with vodka.
I needed to buy it in order to enter a contest.




you got scammed Dodo.. did you see her passport pic??


:tongue:

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 12/07/12 07:16 PM


Hey, Everyone, I stocked up the bar with vodka.
I needed to buy it in order to enter a contest.




you got scammed Dodo.. did you see her passport pic??


:tongue:


slaphead

boonedoggy61's photo
Mon 12/10/12 06:21 AM
scared scared scared scared

jemare's photo
Mon 12/10/12 11:18 AM
Good thing to me that Vodka is Vodka. I'll take some of that Vodka mixed with some Coffee liqueur and cream pleasebigsmile After seeing that passport photo I wondered what you did to piss Karma offbigsmile On your wedding day when you see that Russian bride coming out up the aisle, take off your glasses, finish up that Vodka bottle, squint real hard...and when the minister says "you can kiss the bride" close your eyes and keep them closed and fein blindness....for the rest of your lifelaugh

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 12/10/12 03:00 PM
It is a good thing for me that I did not use my real name and address when filling out the contest entry form.

My Melmacian senses tingled when I first read the advertisement about the contest . . . or perhaps that was the cat I ate disagreeing with one of my stomachs.

Anyway, in case I won, I wrote on the entry form, "Deliver to Luv2's Neighborhood Bar in care of Pionie." I figured that a hag and a nag belong together.

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 12/11/12 08:25 AM



Hey, Everyone, I stocked up the bar with vodka.
I needed to buy it in order to enter a contest.




you got scammed Dodo.. did you see her passport pic??


:tongue:


slaphead
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luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 12/11/12 08:29 AM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 12/11/12 08:29 AM



Anyway, in case I won, I wrote on the entry form, "Deliver to Luv2's Neighborhood Bar in care of Pionie." I figured that a hag and a nag belong together.



HEYYYYYYYYYY DODO!!!:angry:

Dodo wants some hay too?

I didnt know them there BigMacians ate hay.

*Jade leaves to get hay for Dodo and Pionie*

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 12/11/12 09:53 AM
Is that the same hay that Jade was seen rolling in with ...err...

Perhaps I should just show boonedoggy61 the photos that I took, unless Jade wants to offer me something in exchange for me not showing boonedoggy61 the photos. bigsmile

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 12/11/12 12:08 PM

Is that the same hay that Jade was seen rolling in with ...err...

Perhaps I should just show boonedoggy61 the photos that I took, unless Jade wants to offer me something in exchange for me not showing boonedoggy61 the photos. bigsmile
AHHHHHHHHHHHEM!:angry:

Dodo...need to talk to you. Now as interesting as that would be to the storyline, we're not gonna portray Jade as a whore. No way, no day, no deal. noway

So now its on you to clean that up.bigsmile

Ok...back to the thread.

no photo
Tue 12/11/12 01:32 PM


for Dodo to wear during clean up duty bigsmile

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