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| Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4 | |
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So, with Jade out of action, should we lock the front door and turn out the lights?
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Edited by
jemare
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Fri 11/09/12 08:04 PM
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Heck no, if she wakes up and stumbles in the dark and breaks her leg.... do you want to be the one that turned out the lights?
 Good idea about the umbrella. Now where does she keep those maraschino cherries so that we can put one on top to really make that Pepto Bismol look authentic?
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I'm not touching her cherries.
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Yea, you'll desecrate her cat but won't touch her cherries?
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 Her cat? What cat?
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I am never drinking again, until the next time I drink! |
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Apparently, we'll be needing more Pepto Bismo and little pink umbrellas.
I'm still not touching Jade's cherries. |
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OK Jade, I'll have a nice cup of coffee with you (or a nice pink lady drink if you want). We need to straighten up in here because I invited someone over. Now where's that air freshener? We'll see if they show up
 And no... I'm not tellin who 
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Uh, jemare, that air freshener has arrived.
He needs us to leave the building while he works. 
Perhaps the bar should be aired out more often. |
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>>>>>Walks in, closes eyes... takes a deep breath  Now that's what I'm talking about Like a fresh spring garden No, wait a minute.... I ordered the fresh spring garden, not the smell of fresh spring feminine napkins What's the number of that air freshener company?
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I suppose that you don't want any of the hanging air fresheners that the company left behind.
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Here is some air freshener that I brought from home:
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>>>> Walks in and takes anther deep breath....OK.... and why do I smell a kitty litter box now
 Maybe I need to see a doctor and have my sinus checked
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Geez, I haveta leave for awhile and the place goes to the cats.
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Geez, I know. But you didn't mention the dogs?
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Geez, I know. But you didn't mention the dogs?
Hey, that's no way to talk about the bar's female customers. Sure, they won't win any beauty contest, but their looks improve once you have had a few drinks. |
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I don't care how many drinks you've had.... this dog will always be so UGLY
But she stole my daughter's heart and was rescued from the dog pound a couple years ago in Denver and she's a sweetheart
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Oh. You were talking about a real dog.
I am so accustomed to you humans speaking figuratively that I thought you were speaking figuratively. |
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Dodo atleast we didn't confuse YOU with a dog with all that fur and all
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