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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 07/28/12 10:31 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 07/28/12 10:35 AM
Yall is funny! *Jade singing* I dont wanna work, I just wanna ride on Pionie all day, I dont wanna work, I just wanna ride on Pionie all day Cause, I love, love, love, loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, my Pionieeeeee, Pionie, Pionie, Pionie, Peonie, Peonie, Peonieeeeeeeeeee, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, gollyyyyyyyyyyy, I just love Pionie soooooooooooo soooooooooooo muuuuuuuuuuuuuu ................... Jade, shut the hell up and make drinks! I PAY YOU TO DO THAT, YOU KNOW?? ccccccccccccch, I just loveeeeeeeeeee Pionie, Pionie, Pionie .... DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ROBERTA? I was singing about Pionieeeeeeee, Pionie, Pionie, Pionie, Pionieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee .....................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 07/28/12 11:26 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 07/28/12 11:28 AM
LOOKIE YALL!! Miss Esmerellda is here! Its been a while sugar, what cha drin,,,oh wait, lemme guess, you want a BANANA DAIQUIRI??? Jade, you are an absolute genius! The way you always remember what im drinking, its amazing! Yep, and im here to watch the,,,, OHHHHHHHH BOYYYYYYYY, im right on time!!! Ohhhhhhh, Esmerellda just loves watching those dancing bananas, giggle, giggle

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 07/28/12 03:19 PM
Uh oh, I think kitten has gone crazy and off her rocker. Jade, please give me two tequila sunrises...and hurry!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48951	Sat 07/28/12 04:14 PM
Jade, hippie is trying to fool you. Everyone knows that there is only one sunrise per day.

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Sun 07/29/12 08:49 AM
i need a beer

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48951	Sun 07/29/12 08:46 PM
i need a beer First you say that you need a beer. Then you indicate that you want a Bud Light. Will you make up your mind?!!! Oh, wait. You're a cat. And is that catnip that you're smoking?

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Mon 07/30/12 04:19 AM
jarsno doesn't drink Bud Light Dodo!!!!! He only does that to screw with the dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48951	Mon 07/30/12 08:00 PM
jarsno doesn't drink Bud Light Dodo!!!!! He only does that to screw with the dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't know that such inter-species breeding took place on this planet. It sure takes sleeping with the enemy to a new level.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Tue 07/31/12 06:47 AM


luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 07/31/12 08:29 AM
i need a beer Give the HOT looking dog a "Bud Light", from me, and its a bigger tip, if you get his name for me.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 07/31/12 08:32 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 07/31/12 08:33 AM
*Jade singing* Esmerellda and ???? sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G........ I guess I better get his name to finish my song. (GET THIS JOKE AND WIN A PRIZE)

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48951	Tue 07/31/12 04:29 PM
i need a beer Give the HOT looking dog a "Bud Light", from me, and its a bigger tip, if you get his name for me. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the dog is a female. This situation is like a scene in the movie Ice Pirates.

michele63 Joined Sun 02/12/12 Posts: 3405	Wed 08/01/12 06:06 AM
*Jade singing* Esmerellda and ???? sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G........ I guess I better get his name to finish my song. (GET THIS JOKE AND WIN A PRIZE) the dogs name is WEEGO!!!!!!!!!!!

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Wed 08/01/12 06:55 AM


boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Wed 08/01/12 08:04 AM


jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Wed 08/01/12 09:52 AM Edited by jemare on Wed 08/01/12 09:54 AM
---Walks in. Hey I just saw the coolest hub cap. It was lined with real fur I think Jade, there was a hay delivery outside for your Pionie. If anybody has a pick up truck maybe we could throw a few bales inside and go for a hay ride And guys...before you even think about it... no comments about "rolling in the hay"

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48951	Wed 08/01/12 02:19 PM
---Walks in. Hey I just saw the coolest hub cap. It was lined with real fur I think Jade, there was a hay delivery outside for your Pionie. If anybody has a pick up truck maybe we could throw a few bales inside and go for a hay ride And guys...before you even think about it... no comments about "rolling in the hay" Gee, I thought that you liked to horse around.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 08/02/12 02:49 AM
---Walks in. Hey I just saw the coolest hub cap. It was lined with real fur I think Jade, there was a hay delivery outside for your Pionie. If anybody has a pick up truck maybe we could throw a few bales inside and go for a hay ride And guys...before you even think about it... no comments about "rolling in the hay" You mean it's a sure thing?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 08/02/12 05:37 AM


luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 08/02/12 05:39 AM
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the dog is a female. This situation is like a scene in the movie Ice Pirates. And just what makes you think that Esmerellda doesnt "swing" both ways??