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Smile and the whole world mocks your goofy optimism. |
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You deserve everything you didn't get......
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It's not really over until the fat lady does the Macarena.
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Edited by
willing2
on
Sun 07/22/12 02:18 PM
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A hand in the bush beats a bird in the hand.
.............................................. If the foo shhits, wear it. |
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I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. |
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I've been in last place so long...... I think I'm first |
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A sad smurf isn't bluer than the rest of them
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A sad smurf isn't bluer than the rest of them Smile and the whole world mocks your goofy optimism. Cry about getting mugged on vacation in Manilla and strangers will wire you money! |
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True love can do a lot, but it can't build a bridge over troubled waters, that takes wings....
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I am not a vegetarian because I like animals.
I am a vegetarian because I hate plants! |
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Don't toy with my emotions.
Emote with my toy! |
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Chinese motto, never use sandpaper instead of toilet paper
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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
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Sometimes you have to take the bull by the tail and face the situation!
- W C Fields |
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If the shoe fits..get rid of the one that doesn't.
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If the shoe fits..get rid of the one that doesn't. |
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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Behind every successful man is a fem fatale.. |
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If you are fun then everywhere is where the party's at.
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A great paint job is a beautiful thing but it is what's under the
hood that brings home the bacon at the end of the race. |
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People who live in glass houses use lots of WIndex....
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