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"Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder."
"Stop and smell the neuroses." - s1owhand 
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Edited by
kc0003
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Thu 07/05/12 08:25 PM
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hmmmm...i've got nothing!
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same as you,kc...
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Edited by
tazzops
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Thu 07/05/12 08:51 PM
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I think, therefore I am’ is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.
The best thing about philosophy is that it fails. |
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Edison |
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To forget the past is to ultimetly repeat it.
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You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
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Edited by
Leigh2154
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Fri 07/06/12 03:35 AM
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"You get what you don't pay for."
"The pen cuts deeper than the sword." 
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"The kiss is mightier than the pen!" 
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kc and teasing!
come on baby...let's do the twist.. 
"Two in the bush is better than... four on the power line." 
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kc and teasing!
come on baby...let's do the twist..
"Two in the bush is better than... four on the power line."
"The grass is always greener under the powerline." By Leigh Bombeck
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made me smile...
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"Two in the bush may be better than 4 on the powerline but Four on the powerline is better than 8 on the branch over the car!"
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Fri 07/06/12 07:02 AM
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"To joke is human and to milk is bovine."
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"To joke is human and to milk is bovine." "Moo" goo gai pan.....Ok, I'm done now!!!!
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You know what they say, the bigger the shoes,
The more they cost The car in front, Is faster |
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Sat 07/07/12 02:24 AM
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It's the thought that counts but it's the mother-in-law that keeps score!
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I came
I'm sore I went |
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"Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blew."
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If I'm doubt
Give it a clout |
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