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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman sexy, sleepy and hungry!
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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman sexy, sleepy and hungry!
The early bird catches last night's leftovers..... 
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Sat 07/14/12 11:38 AM
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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman sexy, sleepy and hungry!
The early bird catches last night's leftovers.....
The early bird gets the cold pizza breakfast!
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If you raise the bar high enough you will eventually get it in the crotch.
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If you raise the bar high enough you will eventually get it in the crotch.
Female groin protectors, a new concept by Johnson & Johnson.....
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He who laughs last laughs last
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It's not over till the flat lady sings
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This is a very old word's joke,it refers to a simple system to keep women happy and joyful. the woman who yields itself - her body - does not suffer, the woman who suffers does not yields itself - her body -
La donna che s'offre non soffre La donna che soffre non s'offre |
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No one knows like Pinocchio!
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No one nose like Pinocchio!
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People who live in glass houses should not do weird stuff while
watching the shake weight infommercial!
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Great minds are hard to come by.....
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Great minds think - I like!
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In the land of the blind there aren't any one-eyed people so
the one who smells the least is king. The hairiest is vizier and the queen doesn't shave!
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I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
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I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
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I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
I disapprove of what you say and I won't necessarily defend you're right to say it!!
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Nit, is actually the soul of wit!
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Nit, is actually the soul of wit!
You CAN lead a horse to water and if he's thirsty, he WILL drink..... |
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If we are the only intelligent life in the universe, at least there's a finite number of idiots. (Steven Coallier)
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