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Topic: Laser hair.
motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21824	Mon 03/05/12 04:05 PM
A local laser hair removal place has an ad touting their treatment as the "ultimate gift for your spose or significant other". Would it really be an "ultimate gift", or would it be more like "Look honey, now you can get rid of that wolfwoman stache, scratchy legs, and those prickly pits of yours".

LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Mon 03/05/12 04:49 PM
Maybe a blender wouldn't be such a bad idea after all?

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21824	Mon 03/05/12 05:20 PM
Or a new iron.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 03/05/12 05:36 PM
Hell no! The flies gotta have somewhere to perch.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 03/05/12 05:44 PM
I once walked into work singing "if your mexican and you know it clap your hands" A couple of my guys clapped thier hands till I got to my line about "If your mexican and you know it your grandma's sideburns will surely show it" I don't care if a woman has a 'stachelette or sideburns. A cooler and lovey soul is far more important. (It is nicer when your woman is a freaking smoking hot bisquit with honey )

LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Mon 03/05/12 06:39 PM
Yeah well, not all of us are as perfect and smoking hot as Soufie ~ WE still gotta shave, or find a local laser place.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 03/05/12 06:44 PM
Seeing how I'm pretty squatchy myself, I wouldn't mind if my lady was kinda squatchy. Though, I do appreciate that she is not, and that she accepts my squatchiness.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 03/05/12 07:06 PM
"Perfect as Soufie" ??? You are kidding...right? That moron fell in love with me! Obviously, she ain't that bright....but, I am good with it!!!! I like em sexy, lovey and desperately horny and in need of glasses! (my magic formula for working my Juju)...sure she is smart but....I can work around that.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45399	Mon 03/05/12 07:19 PM
Maybe a blender wouldn't be such a bad idea after all? hahahahaha (You know, your pic looks like Patty Hearst's getaway picture at the bank she was robbing..) And feel free to use the word perfect in any sentence about me, free speech and all. How to tie this to hair removal.. Okay. So, if you were a kidnap victim, and they tied you all over with duct tape, and it was a while so your hair grew..would that make it easier or harder to pull that puppy off?

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