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Topic: Your ways on how you pick up a girl...
Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sat 04/02/11 06:20 PM
What I am about to give you here is a bonafide hit with the ladies. So pay attention. Write this down. All you have to say is the following.... "So. Name's _______, and I have a 6 inch penis, wicked tongue, make bank, and I even cook." The panties will drop. Thank you. I'm out. thats such a stereotype Oh Lordy. It's a flipping JOKE! Sigh! I will give you a pass cause I know you don't know me or get my humor. So, just to be clear, I would not use this line....unless drunk.

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Mon 04/04/11 03:58 PM
What I am about to give you here is a bonafide hit with the ladies. So pay attention. Write this down. All you have to say is the following.... "So. Name's _______, and I have a 6 inch penis, wicked tongue, make bank, and I even cook." The panties will drop. Thank you. I'm out. You better not be out.....once the panties drop, you are IN!!

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Mon 04/04/11 03:59 PM
Ok im 25 years old and pretty attractive, but i still find it hard to pick up a girl or even go up to them. because most of the time i dont got the intro right or my game is off wack... I feel like im losing it before i even get to use it. So i was hoping if anyone had any tips on how i would go up to a girl and what i would say? It could be anywhere not just a bar or a club... thanks it would help so much... To pick up a girl properly, lift with the legs, not the back, use both hands, and grip firmly. Finally, someone who knows.

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Mon 04/04/11 03:59 PM
What I am about to give you here is a bonafide hit with the ladies. So pay attention. Write this down. All you have to say is the following.... "So. Name's _______, and I have a 6 inch penis, wicked tongue, make bank, and I even cook." The panties will drop. Thank you. I'm out. thats such a stereotype Oh Lordy. It's a flipping JOKE! Sigh! I will give you a pass cause I know you don't know me or get my humor. So, just to be clear, I would not use this line....unless drunk. Heck, if you get drunk enough, you don't need a line.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 04/04/11 04:20 PM
Listen up Homey.... How to pick up a woman's attention. Be casual but don't slouch. Eye contact. Dont stare...look directly into her eyes just long enough to smile...then look away. Do it again ater at least a minute. Let her catch you looking. AT least a smile but, "Hello" never hurts. From there you have to strike up a conversation..... A simple and HONEST compliment is good..... "Nice eyes"....."I dig your heels" ....."Cool ink" Then be on your way. If she is interested in a confident man who ain't pushy...she will approach you. Then...just don't say anything stupid and you should do fine.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Mon 04/04/11 04:24 PM
Then be on your way. If she is interested in a confident man who ain't pushy...she will approach you. Careful not to overlook the amazing lady who's too shy to approach...if you are really interested, give her some help.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 04/04/11 04:30 PM
Ok im 25 years old and pretty attractive, but i still find it hard to pick up a girl or even go up to them. because most of the time i dont got the intro right or my game is off wack... I feel like im losing it before i even get to use it. So i was hoping if anyone had any tips on how i would go up to a girl and what i would say? It could be anywhere not just a bar or a club... thanks it would help so much... To pick up a girl properly, lift with the legs, not the back, use both hands, and grip firmly. Finally, someone who knows. I always read the labels.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 04/04/11 04:38 PM
Then be on your way. If she is interested in a confident man who ain't pushy...she will approach you. Careful not to overlook the amazing lady who's too shy to approach...if you are really interested, give her some help. That is what the boner is there for. Some signs are pretty easy to read.

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Mon 04/04/11 05:48 PM
Then be on your way. If she is interested in a confident man who ain't pushy...she will approach you. Careful not to overlook the amazing lady who's too shy to approach...if you are really interested, give her some help. That is what the boner is there for. Some signs are pretty easy to read.

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Mon 04/04/11 06:01 PM
Ok im 25 years old and pretty attractive, but i still find it hard to pick up a girl or even go up to them. because most of the time i dont got the intro right or my game is off wack... I feel like im losing it before i even get to use it. So i was hoping if anyone had any tips on how i would go up to a girl and what i would say? It could be anywhere not just a bar or a club... thanks it would help so much... I'm kind-of a simple man,,I would say at a slow passing of them by me, or go to their table,,and say something like Hey you two look like your not feeling happy enough,,can I get you some drinks? IF they say sure,,or cool,,then you have a chance to ask and give names,,,and see where it goes,,like (Music) have you heard this band before? Or you come here much? anything that is just asking but not attaching,,,and right off the bat,,if they say no thanks,,they might not see you their type or might be wanting or waiting for someone they know or want to,,lol as for me,,I always talk about IF they dance,,or would like to later,,maybe?? And see their thoughts>>just a few things to try?

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Mon 04/04/11 06:07 PM
Then be on your way. If she is interested in a confident man who ain't pushy...she will approach you. Careful not to overlook the amazing lady who's too shy to approach...if you are really interested, give her some help. That is what the boner is there for. Some signs are pretty easy to read. Always thinkin', baby! Always thinkin'!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 04/04/11 06:31 PM
Then be on your way. If she is interested in a confident man who ain't pushy...she will approach you. Careful not to overlook the amazing lady who's too shy to approach...if you are really interested, give her some help. That is what the boner is there for. Some signs are pretty easy to read. Always thinkin', baby! Always thinkin'! No...but, my d**k is. :)

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 04/04/11 06:45 PM
I'd like to put in my two inches worth. I can't tell you OP, what works for anybody. I can tell you, though, what does not work for me: - my halitosis - screaming "nice tuts, baby!" and feeling her up, when she is necking with her bouncer boyfriend on the pool table. - "how much?" -- this is the only pick-up line that ever worked for me, but on the downside it can get you into jail, actually, if you live in Canada. back to what don't work for me: - "My mother was a hottentott, and daddy was a slimebucket." - Chanting "visigoth... visigoth... visigoth..." during the Swan's Suicide aria in "Lohengrin" - saying to her, "I know I am scraping the barrel, coz you are homely, but I ain't so hot, either. Your place or mine?" - "I just got no money and I ain't no good." - "I like to watch." " "in my previous life I was Jack the Ripper." - "I tag tigersharks bare-hand with tracking devices, I am a guest lecturer, most universities vie to invite me, I wrestle crocodiles on Aussie nudist beaches if one attacks a Lady, and I generally piss in everyone's soup dish after saying "grace"."

rocknroller67 Joined Wed 11/26/08 Posts: 3129	Tue 04/05/11 11:50 AM
Listen up Homey.... How to pick up a woman's attention. Be casual but don't slouch. Eye contact. Dont stare...look directly into her eyes just long enough to smile...then look away. Do it again ater at least a minute. Let her catch you looking. AT least a smile but, "Hello" never hurts. From there you have to strike up a conversation..... A simple and HONEST compliment is good..... "Nice eyes"....."I dig your heels" ....."Cool ink" Then be on your way. If she is interested in a confident man who ain't pushy...she will approach you. Then...just don't say anything stupid and you should do fine. Krupa is right on the money. Works for me. Just be yourself and everything will flow right. Key thing is to relax.

Kematcheone Joined Fri 03/04/11 Posts: 56	Fri 04/08/11 05:23 AM Edited by Kematcheone on Fri 04/08/11 05:25 AM
Interesting LOL mingle2 is like intel HAHAHA k guys im a shy guy, so im gonna try all these out just to satisfy you all. i will let u know how i goes

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Fri 04/08/11 05:46 AM Edited by wux on Fri 04/08/11 05:48 AM
To pick up a girl properly, lift with the legs, not the back, use both hands, and grip firmly. Modus alternativus: Lift up the skirt, stick your head in, sniff around, if you like what you found, dive in with both hands and let the grabfest begin. (Mods: Please feel free to delete this post, and I won't throw a hissy-fit this time, I promise. I think it is right on the border of proper behaviour, scraping the limits of improper language and ideation. If I think that, then it's usually totally gross and disgusting to normal mortals. It's just that I, as an individual, have a social disability of not being able to make that call.) (I am not even kidding, I DO have that social disability, as everyone could already have surmized that from my other posts. I am not crazy, I am socially challenged.)