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| Topic: Why I fear Texas Women | |
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They are soooo beautiful...
And will hand you your balls. They smile like angels... But can probably drink you under the table.... They laugh and smile... Then whisper "Shut the f**k up..you are embarassing me" They are like really sexy badgers...who shoot guns. I love my Texas women. You gals wear your Rockies and your butt is to DIE for. You get down and dirty to classic southern rock. The sex is OUTSTANDING...but, everyone else in you family sux. When they got an opinion...you cannot shut them up. with Texas women....you perform or get laughed at. I fear my Texas women....but, I respect em too...(I was raised among the wolves) I speak thier language .... Remember this post ladies..... I KNOW how you are....the sniveling geeks from the other states have no idea what they are in for...... are walking into a lionesses den. Take it easy on those poor ignorant bastards who come from everywhere else...they just don't know to be afraid of you like us local boys do |
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Edited by
2KidsMom
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Thu 03/31/11 05:25 PM
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you left out gunpowder and lead
nevermind,I just saw shoots guns 
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you left out gunpowder and lead
nevermind,I just saw shoots guns
I got that on RockBand....and I sing it like I mean it.... :) |
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OMG you Rock...........krupa.....
 we don't take no chit and will hand your balls to ya on a silver platter and ask if ya want Jalapenos with that.....
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 now i want to be texan too
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now i want to be texan too
Hummm ya are you live here right? Then your a Texan.... we sassy but classy we smile all the while....... 
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yep i live in texas and have the boots too haha
i can even two step! |
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oh honey, you only have the half of it...
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oh honey, you only have the half of it...
Its okay i have my brazillian charm too 
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oh honey, you only have the half of it...
Its okay i have my brazillian charm too
sorry meant for Krupa's post..but exotic texan has its allure too... |
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oh honey, you only have the half of it...
Its okay i have my brazillian charm too
sorry meant for Krupa's post..but exotic texan has its allure too... I hope you are right lol |
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oh honey, you only have the half of it...
Its okay i have my brazillian charm too
sorry meant for Krupa's post..but exotic texan has its allure too... I hope you are right lol oh yes, shes right |
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I see you have met Vivian!
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I see you have met Vivian!
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oh honey, you only have the half of it...
I know it Lynne Baby... The rest of them are completely psychotic nutjobs... But, they do know how to have sex so, that counts for something. |
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yes it counts  Jalapeños that is hot
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Oh good Lord this explains a lot...the men are scared of me!
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Oh good Lord this explains a lot...the men are scared of me!
I agree! Love it Krupa! |
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Just telling it like it is and reminding you gals that the other fellas just don't know enough to be afraid....break them slow and easy.
:) |
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