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Fear...the Possum? I'll catch that possum sleeping some day. 
Have you ever had a mad possum after you?  They have teeth...and claws..plus they have fingers....they ornery!! 
The key word there is "Mad". I admit they don't make very good pets. 
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Fear...the Possum? I'll catch that possum sleeping some day.
Have you ever had a mad possum after you? They have teeth...and claws..plus they have fingers....they ornery!!
They mostly just hiss and stink. I can deal with the hiss. Got used to it with my Ex. It's the stink that's hard to overcome. 
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Edited by
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Fri 06/17/11 05:11 AM
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Have you ever had a mad possum after you? They have teeth...and claws..plus they have fingers....they ornery!!
They mostly just hiss and stink. The key word there is "Mad". I admit they don't make very good pets. tongue Scary? Ornery? Hissing? Stinking? Mad? Whichever apply, I probably DON'T make a good pet. I've been told I am not trainable. 
But if that's all true, I've got at least half the makings of a fearsome Texas woman... Cool! (Especially the Texas part!) |
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Have you ever had a mad possum after you? They have teeth...and claws..plus they have fingers....they ornery!!
They mostly just hiss and stink. The key word there is "Mad". I admit they don't make very good pets. tongue Scary? Ornery? Hissing? Stinking? Mad? Whichever apply, I probably DON'T make a good pet. I've been told I am not trainable.
But if that's all true, I've got at least half the makings of a fearsome Texas woman... Cool! (Especially the Texas part!) ...sorry Glenda...I was just trying to let wordwalker know that you can be as fearsome as all the other women in Texas, no matter how cute you are!
You are the perfect model for all the good qualities of a Lady Texan Possum..with just a hint of 'don't mess with Texas Possums!' thrown in.
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Have you ever had a mad possum after you? They have teeth...and claws..plus they have fingers....they ornery!!
They mostly just hiss and stink. The key word there is "Mad". I admit they don't make very good pets. tongue Scary? Ornery? Hissing? Stinking? Mad? Whichever apply, I probably DON'T make a good pet. I've been told I am not trainable.
But if that's all true, I've got at least half the makings of a fearsome Texas woman... Cool! (Especially the Texas part!) ...sorry Glenda...I was just trying to let wordwalker know that you can be as fearsome as all the other women in Texas, no matter how cute you are!
You are the perfect model for all the good qualities of a Lady Texan Possum..with just a hint of 'don't mess with Texas Possums!' thrown in.
Sounds like she gave you a minnow! |
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Have you ever had a mad possum after you? They have teeth...and claws..plus they have fingers....they ornery!!
They mostly just hiss and stink. The key word there is "Mad". I admit they don't make very good pets. tongue Scary? Ornery? Hissing? Stinking? Mad? Whichever apply, I probably DON'T make a good pet. I've been told I am not trainable.
But if that's all true, I've got at least half the makings of a fearsome Texas woman... Cool! (Especially the Texas part!) ...sorry Glenda...I was just trying to let wordwalker know that you can be as fearsome as all the other women in Texas, no matter how cute you are!
You are the perfect model for all the good qualities of a Lady Texan Possum..with just a hint of 'don't mess with Texas Possums!' thrown in.
Sounds like she gave you a minnow! If given minnows, go fishing. |
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Edited by
galendgirl
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Mon 06/20/11 04:39 PM
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...sorry Glenda...I was just trying to let wordwalker know that you can be as fearsome as all the other women in Texas, no matter how cute you are!
You are the perfect model for all the good qualities of a Lady Texan Possum..with just a hint of 'don't mess with Texas Possums!' thrown in.
No " " required among fearsome Texas women, Vivian...we gotta all stick together and we always know the good intent because we are PRECIOUS and PERFECT in every fearsome way! I'm just glad to be able to have finally been "born again" in my right skin (fuzzy, grinning, and apparently not trainable)  along with the rest of ya'all who are PERFECT! 
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Although...
I have to defer to Krupa's OP where he called us all sooooo beautiful. I mean, sometimes even a Texas woman knows when to just smile and say "Thank ya, darlin'!" |
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...sorry Glenda...I was just trying to let wordwalker know that you can be as fearsome as all the other women in Texas, no matter how cute you are!
You are the perfect model for all the good qualities of a Lady Texan Possum..with just a hint of 'don't mess with Texas Possums!' thrown in.
No " " required among fearsome Texas women, Vivian...we gotta all stick together and we always know the good intent because we are PRECIOUS and PERFECT in every fearsome way! I'm just glad to be able to have finally been "born again" in my right skin (fuzzy, grinning, and apparently not trainable) along with the rest of ya'all who are PERFECT!
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...sorry Glenda...I was just trying to let wordwalker know that you can be as fearsome as all the other women in Texas, no matter how cute you are!
You are the perfect model for all the good qualities of a Lady Texan Possum..with just a hint of 'don't mess with Texas Possums!' thrown in.
No " " required among fearsome Texas women, Vivian...we gotta all stick together and we always know the good intent because we are PRECIOUS and PERFECT in every fearsome way! I'm just glad to be able to have finally been "born again" in my right skin (fuzzy, grinning, and apparently not trainable) along with the rest of ya'all who are PERFECT!
I just invested in the precious perfect possum trap. They tell me it doesn't even hurt.....for long.
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...sorry Glenda...I was just trying to let wordwalker know that you can be as fearsome as all the other women in Texas, no matter how cute you are!
You are the perfect model for all the good qualities of a Lady Texan Possum..with just a hint of 'don't mess with Texas Possums!' thrown in.
No " " required among fearsome Texas women, Vivian...we gotta all stick together and we always know the good intent because we are PRECIOUS and PERFECT in every fearsome way! I'm just glad to be able to have finally been "born again" in my right skin (fuzzy, grinning, and apparently not trainable) along with the rest of ya'all who are PERFECT!
I just invested in the precious perfect possum trap. They tell me it doesn't even hurt.....for long.
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I've been trying to trap an armadillo and haven't had much success (I have trapped several in the past). Possums are easier since they will eat anything. I don't have a bag of earthworms for bait!
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I've been trying to trap an armadillo and haven't had much success (I have trapped several in the past). Possums are easier since they will eat anything. I don't have a bag of earthworms for bait!
You can get worms at a bait shop. Even Wal-Mart sells Night crawlers here but we live on a lake. Well, on the shores of a lake.
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I've been trying to trap an armadillo and haven't had much success (I have trapped several in the past). Possums are easier since they will eat anything. I don't have a bag of earthworms for bait!
dig up your neighbors garden and get some grub worms....they like them. |
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I've been trying to trap an armadillo and haven't had much success (I have trapped several in the past). Possums are easier since they will eat anything. I don't have a bag of earthworms for bait!
dig up your neighbors garden and get some grub worms....they like them. Blame it on the armadillos. |
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I've been trying to trap an armadillo and haven't had much success (I have trapped several in the past). Possums are easier since they will eat anything. I don't have a bag of earthworms for bait!
dig up your neighbors garden and get some grub worms....they like them. Blame it on the armadillos. There are probably half a dozen places within five miles of here that sell worms. I am much too lazy for that. Apples and peanut butter are the current lures! |
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I've been trying to trap an armadillo and haven't had much success (I have trapped several in the past). Possums are easier since they will eat anything. I don't have a bag of earthworms for bait!
dig up your neighbors garden and get some grub worms....they like them. Blame it on the armadillos. There are probably half a dozen places within five miles of here that sell worms. I am much too lazy for that. Apples and peanut butter are the current lures! How does the armadillo climb the tree to pick an apple? |
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I've been trying to trap an armadillo and haven't had much success (I have trapped several in the past). Possums are easier since they will eat anything. I don't have a bag of earthworms for bait!
dig up your neighbors garden and get some grub worms....they like them. Blame it on the armadillos. There are probably half a dozen places within five miles of here that sell worms. I am much too lazy for that. Apples and peanut butter are the current lures! How about some pressure cooker ribs? 
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I've been trying to trap an armadillo and haven't had much success (I have trapped several in the past). Possums are easier since they will eat anything. I don't have a bag of earthworms for bait!
dig up your neighbors garden and get some grub worms....they like them. Blame it on the armadillos. There are probably half a dozen places within five miles of here that sell worms. I am much too lazy for that. Apples and peanut butter are the current lures! How does the armadillo climb the tree to pick an apple? He sends a possum up there for it
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I've been trying to trap an armadillo and haven't had much success (I have trapped several in the past). Possums are easier since they will eat anything. I don't have a bag of earthworms for bait!
dig up your neighbors garden and get some grub worms....they like them. Blame it on the armadillos. There are probably half a dozen places within five miles of here that sell worms. I am much too lazy for that. Apples and peanut butter are the current lures! How does the armadillo climb the tree to pick an apple? He sends a possum up there for it
Oh, Vivian! You are just PRECIOUS! |
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