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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"I have raced my kids."
Who won? |
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"I love to travel and also cook and cuddle in dark evenings with a romantic candle." I'm not here to judge. That could get a little hot.... |
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"Everything happens for a reason, please tell me I'm not crazy."
You are, if you think everything happens for a reason.... |
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"I proablly not the best looking guy,But I have a lot of heart.I learned a long time ago not to judge the book buy it's cover.that is so shallow that most do do."
...just tell me what your body fat percentage is.. |
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"Looking for actualized woman..."
...wow that sounds to awesome. I wish I knew what that meant. |
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"I am a lonely man whose wife died 2 years ago, I am tired of starring at the wall and would like to find someone to share time with, movies,a drink, chatting and if lead to more than that, so be it."
....you sound like a fascinating man. 
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"Im a guy that likes animals I have horses that I drive." ...how many miles to a bucket of grain do they get? |
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"Sidekick looking for sidekick "
...I'm sorry, one of us has to be the star. 
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
on
Tue 05/31/11 07:20 PM
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Headline:
"looking for a fun woman to complement my .." ...your what? |
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"I need female companionship and want and expect to fall in love again." ...too needy.
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"I don't smoke or drink so if you rarely smoke or drink, no problem. However, if you have a pack and a half on you or know the first name of the local tavern owner, please pass me by."
....passing -->  
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You love the outdoors???"
...I was hoping for a man who could buy me a house. |
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Seeking Feminine Tomboy "
...OK... I will kick your butt. |
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looking for partner in crime ..."
...I'm not going to help you break out of prison, forget it. |
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sheriff looking for his deputy" ...Oh goody! Finally I get to shoot somebody. Pick me!! |
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Looking for a Lady to spoil.." ...Buy me a house and we'll talk.
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My hobbies have become "A LIFE STYLE". Jogging, hiking, dancing, body building, and yoga are a few of my present activities. "
...Body building? Interesting. Got any muscle shots in a speedo? What is your body fat percentage? |
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I'm a very compassionate, caring, passionate, & affectionate kind of guy - - touchy kind of person - love to hold your hand & love pretty fingernails - - ...rejected for my thin broken nails.. 
 sounds creepy to me
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"i really have no idea what i am looking for. i just know that something needs to change in my life"
And this is what you came up with? |
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" I love horss, used to own one but had to give it up."
Did you mean "whores"? That would make you a pimp. |
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