Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"I´m a smart woman that wants to do many friends"
Yeah, but then you get a bad reputation. |
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"Feed back ways of look and live the lifefree soulenjoy and adventure"
Bird onion parallelogram magic robot seventy overdone lemonade strangler. See, you're not the only one who can spew random unrelated words. |
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"When I walk to work or somewhere else, I see there are no smiles or happiness in others' faces. Why is that?"
They saw your profile. |
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"IM HUMBLE ENOUGH TO SAY I NEED YOU,STRONG ENOUGH TO BE THERE WHEN YOU NEED ME,WISE ENOUGH TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." I'm not wise enough to know what you're talking about. ....me neither. |
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"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE" ...you being 25 years old was probably shocked to here that. |
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"I am looking to fine that one lady"
...don't you mean find? |
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Would you rather be RIGHT or HAPPY? "
...I'm both. |
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When the wind blows do you wish you had someone to hold on to so you don't blow away? "
....in tornado alley its better to have a cellar. |
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**A Man for all Seasons** -"
...what the hell does that even mean? |
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Before I get too far in this I want to say that I am dyed in the wool liberal. Conservatives need not apply!"
...liberals are taking applications? |
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"I really want a guy that just treats me right and is not conceided!!"
Shouldn't be too hard not to be, since that's not a real word. |
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"I am just me if ya want to know more just ask me!!! OH GOD.. HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO WRITE!!!! OK LETS GET THIS OVER WITH!! SHOULD BE THE LAST SENTENCE TO WRITE"
I know! It's like they want you to say something meaningful and descriptive. |
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"I am looking for a good hearted man that can be honest with me no matter what. "
You can have one or the other but not both. |
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"My goals are to have a better life."
Hang on... I'm going to need another piece of paper to get these all down. |
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"I LIKE DOGS ,HATE CATS,SNAKE AND RATS"
How do you feel about squirrels? |
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*Message me if ya want to get to know me :)
IF YOU ARE A CREEP DON'T EVEN BOTHER!!! - Oh wait a minute! I really think I'm a creep. I won't bother. |
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"Ok where do I start lol... I was raised in the stick.."
I'd have started with something less wooden. |
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"As far as professionally my goal is to gain my doctrine degree."
Doctrine is much more fun than ditch diggin'. |
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"I love to ride motorcycles, nascar, playing poker, gardening, crocheting, my dogs,(all 5 are pictured) "
You had me until the schnauzer. |
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"I believe that it is essential to experience life through the senses."
Sure, as opposed to all the other ways. |
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