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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"My goals are to get a good man and we put our minds together and come all the way up."
...to a deluxe apartment in the sky? |
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"this is one of the hardest things ive ever done"
I blame your teachers. |
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"this is one of the hardest things ive ever done" I blame your teachers. wow she has lived a sheltered life. |
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"i love long walk'fishing gardening fleat marker movies travelig i love to enjoy life my goals is to retired in five more years from my jod and go into my own bussines opening a pastery and coffee shop"
Please don't try to write your own ad copy. Although I have to admit I enjoy a good fleat marker. |
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"It would be nice to find someone to have a fun lively conversation with."
Have you thought about getting a parrot? |
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"i miss my friends so can you help me?"
Squeeze the trigger, don't pull it. |
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"Yea u wish i wld fill this out"
Nope, that's all I needed to see. |
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"I have intentions"
You need to be more vague. |
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"Have U ever stood on a mountain with ski/ board under your feet? Look down to the valley with tough heartbeat? And than go out to a beach of ocean, and feel the warmth of sun, and the silk of water?"
Are you selling insurance? |
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"To be really honest, I'm around but almost pointless."
Your profile certainly is, anyway. |
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"like sports and travelling and I don't understand why i do
have to write here more and more, I don't like it! eireuhnfurkhfieurhfhrhnfvhrnhn fhewilfhwier hilfh eiflhirlfhilhfil hfvilhf ilhlihf ilhfvlr" So there really IS such a thing as Spontaneous Dyslexia.... |
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"looking for frindship"
Look for a spelling book while you're at it. |
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"im the girl who u can talk to 24/7 seven"
You just screwed up the whole cliche. |
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"will alter your life"
But never in a good way.... |
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"If continue reading, you will not learn anything."
That's pretty much how these profiles work.... |
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"I try to look to see what's been added."
Looked like a little garlic. |
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"looking for my swordfish"
I'm not here to judge. But you might want to check your local statutes. |
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"I should write something about myself."
Well, that wasn't it. |
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"I can speak english. I prefer who has photo."
Another claim debunked. |
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"I'm not fashion, not in; but I do have some other stuff in my mind."
Meth, I'm guessing.... |
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