Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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Hoping to meet new people and that being said, it would be nice to see some new faces... "
....my face is not especially "new...." |
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I was born in the USA but grew up in Ecuador ..."
....er do you have a long form birth certificate? |
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lets dance in the desert ..." ....I always run into the cactus. |
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Are you an adventurous, real, optimistic woman? Sensuous? Got a sense of humor and can laugh at yourself? Or with me? Like fun, food, and good wine? Enjoy long Vail weekends? "
....enough about me, what about you? |
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I believe relationships are far more important than the material things of life."
...okay but I still want a house. |
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"I enjoy being with the one that I am seeing."
Will he be joining us? |
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" Im not an internet buff so my youngest daughter is doing this for me... So I hope you all won't mind if she does most of the correspondance with you "
It's going to be really awkward when I send the suggestive pictures. |
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"I am new to this, so be kind."
Like dripping blood in shark infested waters. |
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"if u dont like me and wat i do then **** off."
****ing off. |
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"if u want a relationship with me my son is included."
This kind of thing is stereotypically a "mother-daughter" fantasy. |
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"My golden blond hair has been confused for hay by a bull trying to eat it."
Maybe a good shampoo and conditioner is in order. |
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"I have to say that I am and angel."
Are they holding your cat hostage? |
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"well i like only lightskin mixed or brownskin boys i had too many heart breaks from others"
Because skin color is the primary factor in heartbreak potential. |
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"Someone that enjoys the things of the Lord."
Sure, as long as we make sure the Lord is ok with us using his things. |
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"How are you today? That is usually the first thing you say to someone whom you do not know....A usual response would be: I am fine. "
From the book How to Meet People and Make New Friends |
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" Personality personality personality!!! Being a silly jerk is not personality. "
It's all the game I have going for me. |
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" Personality personality personality!!! Being a silly jerk is not personality. " It's all the game I have going for me. good stuff. |
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"if u dont like me and wat i do then **** off." ****ing off. |
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"IM HUMBLE ENOUGH TO SAY I NEED YOU,STRONG ENOUGH TO BE THERE WHEN YOU NEED ME,WISE ENOUGH TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."
I'm not wise enough to know what you're talking about. |
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"The value of the woman in me is only meant to be seen by a few."
If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it. |
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