Topic: How do I find & marry someone overseas?
f1r3dr460n's photo
Wed 03/30/11 07:15 PM
lol And no DUDE here....100% all-American woman! laugh

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Wed 03/30/11 07:30 PM
f1r3dr460n is actually my real life best friend, Krupa. And she is 100% woman.

And she is far more literate and well spoken than most I have met here and in real life.

Mama, when I get to France, me and Claude will pave the way for you and the princesses to join us. Okay? France has a vast Muslim society, as I told you earlier from my talks with him. Maybe we can even get that vacation home for you and the girls that me and Claude are going to use during the year?

Either that, or I can ask Yaniv if he can tell me more about that job in Tel Aviv and you can go move there and keep an eye on my little Jewish Princess for me till I can get my Israeli citizenship!

Either or, the possibilities are endless, my friend. And you know you have Claude and my help. I can guarantee this.

krupa's photo
Wed 03/30/11 07:48 PM
Now I am confused...

Which one of you two am I supposed to hit on like a complete pervert?

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Wed 03/30/11 07:53 PM
lol neither


We are both seeking to leave America. I'm just doing it faster than she because I have been dating a French man for 2 years solid and now we are getting married.

She, however, is quite new to dating in general, not just to international dating.

I introduced her to this site.

She's been my rock for 6+ years, now it is my turn to be hers.

Just, not here in America. We've both had lives in other countries and America just seems so bland in comparison. Not to offend any Patriots or anything, but me and my bff like the more adventurous lives of places outside of America.

krupa's photo
Wed 03/30/11 07:55 PM
Well, that explains a lot...


Send her my way...I will turn her inside out...cause I am Texas friendly.

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Wed 03/30/11 08:04 PM
Krupa... LOL


i have known you far too long to trust you with one of my friends and return them to me sane...

Loves ya, but not enough to scar a friend for life laugh

She's trying to LEAVE America, not get deeper in it!

f1r3dr460n's photo
Wed 03/30/11 08:09 PM
Myriah, you freakin crack me up girl! I suppose I shouldn't tell him I'm a Renni? lol I seen his picture already.....we brilliant minds tend to gather like moths to the flames don't we? :banana:

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Wed 03/30/11 08:10 PM
By brilliant minds, are you referring to my "bottled smarts" or to Rennis?

f1r3dr460n's photo
Wed 03/30/11 08:10 PM
Krupa.....had e thinkin about you like crazy during my shower....I was so indignant that I should have to prove I am of the gentler sex to some random man on Mingle! lol Now I shall think of you no longer.... :wink:

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Wed 03/30/11 08:15 PM
Edited by HasidicEnforcer on Wed 03/30/11 08:16 PM



dunno why, just felt this appropriate?

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Wed 03/30/11 08:17 PM
screw it. something wrong with the editing



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f1r3dr460n's photo
Wed 03/30/11 08:18 PM
lol Sounds just about right.... if only I could find one who is willing to globe trot with me & actually keep up!ohwell

wux's photo
Wed 03/30/11 08:41 PM
First thing first.

You wanna marry a Dragon, or a Humon? Middle Earth would be your choice for the most eligible Dragons. You need to convert to their Epicsopalian faith, and you will be called a Draga.

Humons: The best choice of men are in the Philippines. If you go to India, the men will worship you. You know, how every life form is sacred in their Hindu religion. (I am NOT going to say they worship the cow. I like my life.)

What else... if you want to go to a society where women are equal to men, go to Africa and join a convent.

In Eastern Europe, women are treated like slaves. Don't go there.

Also in every other country, except in Canada. And the USA. It's the pioneer spirit that turned womenfolk into uppity whitefolk. When your mate fights off more Injuns in the seventeen hundreds than your servants, while you are out raiding French-friendly Indian Villages, then you develop a sort of respect for her that you don't in countries with more established histories.

So if you don't mind being handled like dirt in the office (yes, you will be making coffee), and handled on the crowded buses by men like fresh fruit gets handled by little old ladies at the grocery store, then go to any country in the world.

If you want some modicum of respect, stay in North America, fer crying out loud.

Also, you can forget about driving. You can throw your car keys away, or better still, don't take your car to Europe. Other than the Germans, nobody drives in Europe. It's not in the culture, not in the spririt of a European. City buses are not a shame or a disgrace to take to work. The cars are incredibly uncomfortable in the inside. Except the German ones. My sister gave me ride from the airport the first time I went home to visit, and my head almost fell off by the time she pulled up to the house. Coz there is a headrest that pushes your head ahead, you can't just sit, you're crouching forward with your neck, and your head is deadweight. (In some offices the workers use their own as paperweight.)

Parking is not possible in any European city. Parked cars are lining both sides of every street, bumper to bumper. At least half of the car's width is on the sidewalk. That's not only legal, it's required. Neighbours look out for the spot of another neighbour when he takes the car out of the place with a shoe-horn twice a year, to pick up the mother-in-law. You see, everyone has a car, but they don't drive it, coz only the extremely rich can afford the gas. The car is a status symbol, and driving it is an occasion that is reminiscent of bringing a newly completed Torah to a shul.

Myriah, or Myriam, how do the French men make love? I have heard a lot, and I guess they are largely individual, but there are such things as idiosyncracies spread over an entire nation. For instance, men in Hungary like to play King, and the lady of honour is disonoured. In Germany, the men imagine they are Indians and scalp the fair Madchen. Or save her from getting scalped. In England, especially in the upper echelons, men pretend their women are the pages in the club, to get excited enough to go for it. Usually after the third time and the third pregnancy they stop the effort altogether, and leave the thankless job to the stable boy or to the nearby American army barracks. The Swedes do it in their sweaters, the Finns, lugubriously, the Norwegeans, naked, on a naked fiord. The Icelanders do it on a naked volcano, and the Hungarians, on a naked woman.

wux's photo
Wed 03/30/11 08:43 PM
Edited by wux on Wed 03/30/11 08:51 PM


Heck... it did not work for me, either.

joshua_sparrow's photo
Wed 03/30/11 09:39 PM
best place to go mauritius .. :smile:

Jess642's photo
Thu 03/31/11 06:33 AM
My first thought was Nigeria, I have a spare six pack of princes lying around here somewhere...


then I saw she is Hasidic's mate and thought nah.....(and suggest she passes on most of the aussie blokes, too, lovely)...:wink:

s1owhand's photo
Thu 03/31/11 06:54 AM
Citizen of the world. Go to the mountain. You will not find yourself
there. Nor are you in France or Israel. Your God cannot inform you and
your footsteps cannot lead you where you need to go. No boat or plane
or beast of burden will carry you to the end of your adventure.

Exotic and rare beauty. It is in the eye of the beholder. Deep within the eye to the center of us. These were the eyes of Galadriel and Sauron. Closed they see better than open and they travel further and
faster beyond the limit of human imaginations.

So go to the mountain. What you seek may not be there but it is full
of exquisite loveliness and the view is breathtaking of you there.

flowerforyou

benji2929's photo
Thu 03/31/11 07:09 AM
Good luck, should stay here or go over their..

Jess642's photo
Thu 03/31/11 07:13 AM

Citizen of the world. Go to the mountain. You will not find yourself
there. Nor are you in France or Israel. Your God cannot inform you and
your footsteps cannot lead you where you need to go. No boat or plane
or beast of burden will carry you to the end of your adventure.

Exotic and rare beauty. It is in the eye of the beholder. Deep within the eye to the center of us. These were the eyes of Galadriel and Sauron. Closed they see better than open and they travel further and
faster beyond the limit of human imaginations.

So go to the mountain. What you seek may not be there but it is full
of exquisite loveliness and the view is breathtaking of you there.

flowerforyou



Simply beautiful......I adore you.:heart:

vthepoet's photo
Thu 03/31/11 07:18 AM
or find a lad willing to move with you to the uk ;-p or ireland which is prettier ;-)