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| Topic: !*!*!*!*! <<< The New 4:20 Clubhouse>>> !*!*!*!*!*!* - part 16 | |
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of despair Hi honey, I'm home Choo got sum 'splainin' to do.. Nerk did it. I know. From Ohio. Even. From the Ohio Valley that is in Kentucky - no wonder he is tired. |
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Hey all! I am back from the tombs 
You are..risen? |
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Welcome back from the tombs.........
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Thank you everyone! It is good to be back
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Florida, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and climate. The people from Florida are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God?" You said there would be balance!" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm sending them from the North every winter!
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Florida, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and climate. The people from Florida are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God?" You said there would be balance!" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm sending them from the North every winter!
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I thought Florida was full of Jewish people from New York........
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hahahaha
Delusions of florideurs. |
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Biker bar in FL 
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Edited by
soufiehere
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Wed 01/26/11 02:56 PM
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hahahahaha Biker Bar :-)
I bet Tribbles is stylin' in a 3-wheeler. |
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I thought Florida was full of Jewish people from New York........
There are a few of us REAL Florida crackers out here 
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Good one Row. I always wanted to catch some bass at Lake Okochobee..............
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G'bless you
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Good one Row. I always wanted to catch some bass at Lake Okochobee..............
With all of the rain we got yesterday Lake Okochobee might just take over Florida... 
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Good one Row. I always wanted to catch some bass at Lake Okochobee..............
With all of the rain we got yesterday Lake Okochobee might just take over Florida...
You say that like it is a bad thing.......
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Good one Row. I always wanted to catch some bass at Lake Okochobee..............
With all of the rain we got yesterday Lake Okochobee might just take over Florida...
You say that like it is a bad thing.......
No. We did need the rain but not all in one day 
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What the hell are you people talking abou....oooohhhhh CAKE!
:) |
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My favorite is yellow cake with chocolate icing........
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chocolate cake with chocolate icing
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I like p*$$y cake...I provide the icing.
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