Go ahead post your own.

WANTED:
Intelligent young sexy female partner. Wears sweatshirts and high heels.
Must have ravenous libido, way with words and be self-sufficient.
Puts relationships first and knows the "look up". Appreciates
mutual backrubs, fragrant oils and soft hands. Adept with quantitative
analysis, hedge strategies and new venture startups. Looking for
irreverent spiritual amusing articulate insatiable. Loves everything about
children. Preferably speaks multiple languages.

hairy, tatted up, intelligent hippie dude.
that is all.

WANTED:
Erogenous vixen. In the kitchen fixin. No panties on. Can steal
my cat and without using any food lures. Dances without trying
and plays musical instrument. Advanced degree but not stuck up.
Eats Thai food without water. Thinks going one day is torture and
3 days pretty much unthinkable.

WANTED:

SWM. 40 and above. Sensual. Working man. Big heart. One woman man

Ready to relax and enjoy life. able to put up with a feisty little broad with a mind of her own.

Wanted - EXTRMELY rich, kinky lady that can cook,clean AND wait on me hand and foot!! Must like sex 3 times a day and will make sure I always have a full cold beer during Football games!!!

WANTED
Gentle, caring man, someone who wants to see past the outside to who i am, someone who will move to Australia just because he loves me,
someone strong enough to keep me safe, but soft enough to love completely.



Hold on cancel that I already have him.

To start: Some witty guy that's spontaneous to take me out for my birthday tonight. Must not have a problem with a girl who plans on getting dessert. The rest can follow. :)

WANTED: just a sweet lady that wants to feel wanted. need i say any thing else?

Wanted
A pair of 40 year old twins and their Momma.
With no kids and have good jobs.
That would be the best of all five worlds.

WANTED:

Internationally-acclaimed author* seeks childfree/drugfree/alcoholfree classic nerdgirl/goth/emo/alternative for LTR and serious creative collaborations. Must be smart and funny and vaguely reclusive. I am not into the whole "boobs 'n butt" thing, so Astarte figurines need not apply. Glasses and/or gobs of eye makeup would be a major plus. Age is irrelevant so long as you're under 25 and not planning on having kids.



* -- we can exaggerate a little, right?

Wanted : 1963 Corvette stingray fastback. Must be in excellent condition and reasonably priced.

One can dream....I say aim high!

Before we start getting 20 or 30 page ads though I think we should
limit them to 100 words or something like that.

k...

Wanted, be on the look out for two hardened criminals they stole Viagra

Wanted: a sexy women who likes to talk dirty.

Wanted:
Blissfulness,

and Paul Walker

Two hard criminals on Viagra would be pretty easy to spot.

Hey I only took 2 and Im drying my clothes on it now!!

You don't need Viagra