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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"I am unique because I am the type that will bend over backwards for my friends and family until they screw me over."
Well, you can only hold that position for so long. |
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"I'm looking for someone to talk or hang with."
I'm alright with the talking part but if you are going to hang, I'll not be joining you on the gallows. |
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"I am where I want to be in life, alive and breathing."
Anything else really wouldn't count as "life." |
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"I like to paint and take care of kids."
They let you paint them? |
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"old school out law just now liven life and stopen to smell the rozes doing college and worken.like to make u laugh and have fun cool head,im a gemini and i like to see things"
Don't quit your day job. |
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(Seeking) "some that likes 2 laugh and was a fast wit"
I think you mean 'dim wit'. |
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(Seeking someone who) "takes care of them selfs open mind"
I'm not sure anyone else would take care of it, Darlin'. |
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"Im a man."
Really? |
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I am a 75 year old widow who is looking for a friend to travel with
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"I like to watch football and play drats"
How exactly is that played? |
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"I like to watch football and play drats" How exactly is that played? You miss the board, you say "drat!" |
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"A young man thirsty of sex looking a sexy woman as soon as possible I LIKE IT I LIKE IT I LIKE IT"
Just because you like something doesn't mean you are going to get it. |
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"I like to watch football and play drats" How exactly is that played? You miss the board, you say "drat!" Oh! It's a word game! I get it...not often, mind you but, I do get it. |
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"I have a large yellow lab named Gator and he's a really big part of my heart."
Conjoined? Was this a lab (no pun intended) experiment gone wrong? |
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"Not a big fan of standing outside freezing my almost perfectly shaped butt off though, well it's almost perfect ;) You'll have to judge that...for a nominal fee of course!"
Uh, are you telling me that I need to bring plenty of one dollar bills on our date? |
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"I’m an open and honest person, so ask anything you like, I dare ya!"
I haven't accepted a dare since the drunken night in my early twenties. Thanks for playing though. |
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"Just a country boy, who tends to do things just for the stories."
Are you referring to the 'Ma, Pa, come quick! Jethro's out back in the cement pond!' type stories? If so, I can totally empathize..I mean, sympathize. |
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"At present,I work in the company.I was the company's middle manager."
Are you trying to attract me using reverse psychology? |
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"I would like to find someone that is honest, funny, open to new things and has some of the same things in conman."
I've never really been the swindling type. Good luck with that though. |
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"I driver truck locoly"
**sobs uncontrollably as destruction of the English language nears completion** |
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