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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"Looking for a respectable woman who likes to have fun but not go out all the time. Also who doesn't mind."
What? Doesn't mind what?? |
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"If intersted please see me"
Things my boss would say. |
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"A Big, beautiful, volumputuous woman with a big heart."
You know why they call her volumputuous? That's thesound she makes when she falls off the porch -- VO-LUMP! |
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(Seeking) "a young lady eather young in age or young in life."
Aren't those basically the same things? |
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"I even went to auctioneer school but I didn't like the auctioning part."
Seems sort of pointless, then.... |
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(Seeking) "some one that can look past my flaws see the nice guy inside of me and dake me for who i am and not what i am"
I don't have that type of superpower vision. |
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"Well Lets see I work at a hospital where life begins and crying never stops"
That last part sounds like my marriage. |
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"Isn't if funny how the RIGHT decision and the most DIFFICULT decisions are generally the same thing."
You're doing it wrong. |
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"i dont have a pic up yet but i have a profile and have pics there. once we start talking ill get you a pic."
You'll get me a picture after we talk about being sick? |
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"I NEED A MAN THAT IS SPONTANOUS"
I need a woman that uses actual words. |
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"A lady who has her **** str8.!!!"
Yes, because the curly kind is so difficult to deal with. |
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"I played rugby for fore years."
Good thing you're athletic. |
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"working outside in the yard fishing"
You got lungfish or what? |
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"Im a mixture of old world values and new world idology"
Baal? Molech? C'mon, let's see some names. |
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"Pretty much have no objection to new things, however, I don't do stupid."
Hopefully your ideal mate has no objection to ignorance. |
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"my story is i'm divorced and looking for you to be with maybe forever"
Maybe. |
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"a touchstone, an anchor, a soulmate"
Things you find on a boat.... |
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"I AM NOT A liar, thief, or whore; bitter, listless, or a cheater."
How did you get in here? |
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"First off, I'm not gonna **** you right off the back"
Off the back of what? A camel? |
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"I picked rock on my parent's family farm."
What were your other options? |
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