Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"if I tell the truth, I am doomed. And if I lie, I am doomed too! So.. what to do?"
Sounds like you should have stayed in bed today. |
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" I married twice. The second one I dont count."
So were you married three times? Or did you count the one you're saying you don't count? |
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"I'm a 5'4" tall pagan, I have black hair and blue eyes. I have 13 peircings, 5 in each ear, the bottom peircing in my ear lobe is gauged to 1/2 inch, and I have my nose, and left eyebrow peirced and my tounge. "
At least I'll have a place to hang my keys. |
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"I dream to be a famous musician some day but I'd also love to go to college to study astrology."
I think Hogwarts offers that curriculum. |
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"I have a son and he is only 4 moths."
Something is definitely wrong here. I don't know if it's the DNA or your math or what, but definitely wrong. |
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(Seeking) "Someone who can be stupid."
I'm not sure this is the best way to attract women. |
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(Seeking) "kind of an ol school girl the ones you dont see anymore"
Are they wearing invisibility cloaks now? |
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"I have been told that i am funny and charming."
By who? |
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"I love Tractors."
Have I got a guy for you....!! |
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"Ive been single for two years. my last realationship broke my heart! I havent been in no hurry to get involved with n e body. Id rather be alone than go threw some of the things i have."
And, you are on a dating site because...why? |
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"I just enjoy talking to good hearted and honest men who don't make a sport of using women and making fools of them."
I heard that's an event in the 2016 Olympics. |
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"I understand life hands us rocks some times and we have to crush them and build a sand castle."
Slightly more original than the lemons-lemonade bromide, but a lot less flavorful. |
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"I am looking for a causal relationship."
To what effect? |
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(I am) "...quiet, chill'd, easy to get along with.."
For some reason, a morgue comes to mind. |
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"I love to have lots of fun, and try to live life to the fullust"
Your spelling is absolutely breathtaking. |
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"God has always a plane in are lifes I hope it comes soon."
God has his own plane...like the president?? |
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"PEOPLE SAY I LOOK YOUNG FOR 5 KIDS"
That's a helluva trade. |
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"I was in a crab orchard"
I'm pretty sure that's not where crabs come from. |
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"again and again them play me but i am not going to go down yet."
So, at what point did you become so jaded over losing at Twister? |
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"My cats are Sally and Henrietta. I have only 2 friends in all of West Virginia. One I don't get to see anymore.:( I got Henrietta some waterless shampoo yesterday. I want to brush her fur more often. I don't like salmon."
"Crazy Cat Lady: The Early Years" |
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