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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7
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Sat 10/16/10 08:50 AM
"if I tell the truth, I am doomed. And if I lie, I am doomed too! So.. what to do?"


Sounds like you should have stayed in bed today.

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Sat 10/16/10 08:52 AM
" I married twice. The second one I dont count."


So were you married three times? Or did you count the one you're saying you don't count?

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Sat 10/16/10 08:55 AM
"I'm a 5'4" tall pagan, I have black hair and blue eyes. I have 13 peircings, 5 in each ear, the bottom peircing in my ear lobe is gauged to 1/2 inch, and I have my nose, and left eyebrow peirced and my tounge. "



At least I'll have a place to hang my keys.

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Sat 10/16/10 09:00 AM
"I dream to be a famous musician some day but I'd also love to go to college to study astrology."



I think Hogwarts offers that curriculum.

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Sat 10/16/10 11:18 AM
"I have a son and he is only 4 moths."

Something is definitely wrong here. I don't know if it's the DNA or your math or what, but definitely wrong.


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Sat 10/16/10 05:27 PM
(Seeking) "Someone who can be stupid."


I'm not sure this is the best way to attract women.



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Sat 10/16/10 05:30 PM
(Seeking) "kind of an ol school girl the ones you dont see anymore"


Are they wearing invisibility cloaks now?

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Sat 10/16/10 05:32 PM
"I have been told that i am funny and charming."


By who?

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Sat 10/16/10 05:34 PM
"I love Tractors."

Have I got a guy for you....!!


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Sat 10/16/10 05:35 PM
"Ive been single for two years. my last realationship broke my heart! I havent been in no hurry to get involved with n e body. Id rather be alone than go threw some of the things i have."


And, you are on a dating site because...why?

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Sat 10/16/10 05:37 PM
"I just enjoy talking to good hearted and honest men who don't make a sport of using women and making fools of them."

I heard that's an event in the 2016 Olympics.


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Sat 10/16/10 05:40 PM
"I understand life hands us rocks some times and we have to crush them and build a sand castle."

Slightly more original than the lemons-lemonade bromide, but a lot less flavorful.


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Sat 10/16/10 05:41 PM
"I am looking for a causal relationship."

To what effect?


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Sat 10/16/10 05:42 PM
(I am) "...quiet, chill'd, easy to get along with.."


For some reason, a morgue comes to mind.


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Sat 10/16/10 05:43 PM
"I love to have lots of fun, and try to live life to the fullust"


Your spelling is absolutely breathtaking.


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Sat 10/16/10 05:53 PM
"God has always a plane in are lifes I hope it comes soon."


God has his own plane...like the president??

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Sat 10/16/10 05:55 PM
"PEOPLE SAY I LOOK YOUNG FOR 5 KIDS"

That's a helluva trade.


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Sat 10/16/10 05:57 PM
"I was in a crab orchard"

I'm pretty sure that's not where crabs come from.



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Sat 10/16/10 05:59 PM
"again and again them play me but i am not going to go down yet."


So, at what point did you become so jaded over losing at Twister?

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Sat 10/16/10 06:00 PM
"My cats are Sally and Henrietta. I have only 2 friends in all of West Virginia. One I don't get to see anymore.:( I got Henrietta some waterless shampoo yesterday. I want to brush her fur more often. I don't like salmon."

"Crazy Cat Lady: The Early Years"

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