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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 62 | |
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Dear Diary,
I have a pink stuffed toyed duck that I think needs to get laid. 
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Dear Diary,
I would love to move house. I just don't have the money yet. |
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Dear Diary,
I learned so much today that I can't wait to apply to tomorrow. |
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heavy is the head that eats the crayons
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Dear Diary
♥ Soy El Odio Y No El Amor ♥ |
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Dear Diary, I have a pink stuffed toyed duck that I think needs to get laid.
Green perverse puppet frog who already sang his sick song about your desperate duck! |
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Dear Diary,
Will be joining my precious daughter Dawn in heaven.God has chosen me to join him and my Dawn.I don't know exactly when,but I do know that it will be soon.Will not have to miss her anymore.   rejoice,rejoice
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Dear Diary,
Why is it when other people come inside after doing a day's gardening, they come inside with barely ruffled hair, and not even a chip in their nail polish....and yet when I do a day's gardening, I stagger in looking like I ate the dirt, got buried in it and then had to claw my way out???   
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Dear Diary,
I had one of those moments today...the one where you come a gutser, scramble to your feet and check no-one saw you..
Wheelbarrow full of composted manure, side of a hill, loose rocks....and ker-splat!...said wheelbarrow, holder and manure went tumbling down the side of the hill.. ...and NO-ONE saw!!! (I've already checked youtube for the legs sticking up out of the long grass...)
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Dear Diary,
you know you are getting old when you plant bamboo, and all you can think of is the 1000 and 1 uses you will have for the mature canes....and not one of them was making a bong! 
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someone's losin their edg.........forgot what I was sayin
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Dear Diary,
I have found the ultimate 'fast food'!!!...oven fry sweet potato chips! OMG!!...I just plonked them on a pizza stne and turned the oven on!...the kitchen is now warm and snug, and I have a feast! 7 bells and all's well! 
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Dear Diary,
The pink ducky is still turned on, I am confused about the frog thing, no I am not insane, just crazy.
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Dear Diary,
I get to be the grooviest granny...of a little girl!...18 weeks or so to go, and she will be in our world, with all of us waiting to welcome and love her!
I am super excited...my eldest son, soon to be a daddy of a precious little girl. |
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Dear Journal .... just checking in to be sure I was not losing my mind , when I saw the resurrection of the Diary
SWEET !!!!! 
later |
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Dear Diary....have had a couple of absolute crackers the past few days!
Campfires with some of the yummiest musicians on the planet, beside my favourite beach in the whole UNI-verse, singing, laughing, discussing the depths of anything and everything... midwife to Babe, the unmarried mumma cat who moved into Asylum with us...6 kittens! Sat at the 1770 Headland with the woman who keeps my heart, under a perfect winter sky....met a man who has completely blown me away............ talk about grace under fire!...and he aint skeered one widdle bit! ...and more of the same tomorrow... |
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Dear Diary, The pink ducky is still turned on, I am confused about the frog thing, no I am not insane, just crazy.
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Dear Diary,
sitting in the dark.just writing on this computer  .Wondering how many people are up.Get up people lol
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Dear Diary,
It was a good day, and I should go to bed soon, I ate to much junk food which was soooo good, alot of salt and my body feels it, tommorow I will eat healthy stuff, well mabe just one treat. 
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Undone....breath, heart, spirit, soul.
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