I can't win.... when I was married I didn't want it and now 10 years later I do.... women in their 40s should date men in their 20s.... that's all I got to say.... oh no, here come the emails....

naw i'm into "gaydar love"...*bassline and shuffling snare sound*

As long as you have at least one hand you can always have sex

If you built it, they will come!

Some things never change. lol

aw a gaydar guy who likes swimp wid wobster sauce

it's just not the same as someone else's hand... did I just say that?

been drivin all night with my hand on his gear

i agree with you. for i feel that sex isent a important thing as a relationship is worth more, and i have actually ran into several guys that even agree with that... very few think other wise.

even if you fight you dont have to have a make up sex you can make up by kissing each other and holding each other..

OMG Rob, you're too funny tonight. I can't stand those fag ads.

Only on Tuesdays after 3

As long as she doesn't mind that I play as much with myself as I can carry, it's okay. (Mmmm... privately, of course. Did I need to say that?)

I went through two relationships recently like that. The women admired me, I enjoyed their company, but since I am fat and repulsive-looking, they said, no sex. I am old enough to not get excited about stuff like that. Many people accuse me of having a huge ego, but I guess it's storng, too.

So we we'd see each other, one lady and I, and talk on the phone and email for a week, then again next week-end.

She had all kinds of mysterious and to her morally abominable relationships, and she never realized that I would never judge her on that.

One day the coin dropped, and I asked her, "Carol, you ARE having a relationship with Larry?" She never talked to me again. She was subtle, I did not spell it out like that, I just asked her "You went to Larry's cottage???", where she often had gone while his wife was alive.

Larry was her dear gf's husband, she had died of ASL and Carol took very much part of her nursing in her last three years of life; and then she'd still keep going out to Larry's cottage, after the gf died.

I found this lovely; she found it inexcusable that I mentioned it.

One more clue, I wrote one poem about the then dying gf, and Carol asked me if she could show it to Larry. Larry had never been kindly talked about by Carol. I was surprised why Carol wanted to show it to him.

Holy cripps, another coin just dropped, this instant, but I shan't say what I just realized. Holy hollering.

Carol was great, my entire family thought we were an item. She loved to serve drinks when people came to my place! And she made an excellent rack of lamb with all the trimmings.

If this was not enough, she spoke with the most becoming English accent, and she was 5'9". (I'm five foot four.) So the ego got being fed as much as it was needed to not worry about no sex with Carol.

Carol and Larry are not their real names.

The other recent no-sex episode was with another tall woman, 5'11" this time, and she did have sex with me, but I did not with her, if you get my drift. I ditched her after about a month. I met her mom in a nursing home, and that put an end to the entire affair, I got so grossed out by her Mom. I don't know what disease she had, but it was awful. And the woman was booooring... in two weeks she had already told me all her stories, and the rest were repeats.

She was nice, all right, she knew her limitations, what with not being a first prize trophy, so she always paid her way, which embarrassed me but she insisted on, but she was not easy to take. Despite her strikingly good looks.

Ain't no shame in cougar hunting season.

Fact is if I am in a relationship and there is no sex involved something is wrong. My question would be then did the devil finally get a chance to use his ice skates?

If she wants me to be in a no sex relationship with her my answer is no. God, that to me would be worst than hell and oblivion! I ain't getting it right now anyways! How could I put myself through that?

This is what I call women in my life I am not sleeping with, FRIENDS! I got plenty of those! Now to live with one and not have any benefits?


YIKES!

Pardon me while I peel my eyebrows from the ceiling.

Sex is overrated.

I don't think so... unless in a friendship she can also nag me to death and talk to her mother for hours while I read the paper, and in friendship she also has a rough relationhsip with my mother.

Daddy was crazy about her, though.

No way!!!

I don't wanna EVER stop doing it!!

I wanna do it till we are both 100!!

Whew!! That's a relief.

I am 98.

I always wanted to retire at 100.

Oh, boy... only two more years to go.

Sex is a must have thing....I am drivin and am seeking the same....So Tammy, I hear theres a party at your house, whats for supper??