well i would say my grandson but being he is only 9 months my other pick would be my oldest daughter to take care of him..

I would give mine to my little baby girl who is 6 months old and my little brother who is 14. He is so protective of his little niece and would take excellent care of her. He is smart, fit and mature so I know she will be in good hands.

Meh. I'd scalp the tickets

You fools.....

I would spend some time tracking down the hottest women and promising them a ticket in exchange for the raunchiest and dirtiest sex ever and record them. I would tell her "get packed. I will be back in an hour..if you aint ready to roll when I pull up, then I'm leaving you behind"

then drive on to the next hot chick...finally after I had totally used as much trim as I could until the flight leaves....I would pick up my best friend and we would watch my new dirty porn on the flight to the next planet and let all you other peoples who you let have your tickets watch me swinging my **** all the way to our new home.

(you might wanna send the nieces and nephews along with an etch a sketch...they would probably get bored with the dirtiest porn ever...i am sure the kids would lose interest as soon as the clowns, midgets, monkeys, a pony and the drunk contortionist show up in the first scene)

Can i be your best friend?

there goes the neighborhood



i'd build my own ark. a big sucker.
bring as many as i could.

I'll go with ya. I just went to the art fair alone, so I know just how ya feel. Even if we didn't click as a couple out there in space we could spend our time digging on all the losers who didn't recognize our potential and laughing at their plight. Then we'd just look for a planet to go fishin' on!

I don't know, from the sound of things we'd be the only adults on an Ark full of children!!!

First thing we'd have to do is drop the Montessori school of coddling the little monsters and reintroduce some discipline, "training that developes self-control, efficiency, etc." and maybe some Grimm's fairy tales and Mother Goose... "She whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed."

2010 or 2012?

Awesome... you gonna Bogart that?

Yeah! YEAH! Me and Lady Ga Ga. That would work till the need for new shoes came into play.

2012 ...Sorry bout that.

Thank goodness! I thought I'd already missed the proverbial boat!

my 3 sons - too smart and talented to overlook, and even at their young ages - they have played the survival game jsut as bad as anyone on the street

I don't have anyone to take, or to give the tickets to -- looks like I've got me an extra seat....!