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Topic: Spit or swallow
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Mon 06/14/10 09:48 PM
You have prepared a dinner for two and your date brings the wine...
You love your date more that words can quantify...
You take the bottle and proceed to take the screw cap off...
You pour two 1/2 glasses then take a sip...
You do not want to offend your date but the wine is repulsive!
What do you do

VacantDreamer's photo
Mon 06/14/10 09:51 PM
Pull my airplane bottle of Jack from my purse and chase it when she isn't looking.

And remember next time to bring more airplane bottles of Jack.

Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 06/14/10 09:53 PM
I wouldn't spit it out, I wouldn't have any more though. I would just say I don't care for it...non issue.

Jtevans's photo
Mon 06/14/10 09:57 PM
Edited by Jtevans on Mon 06/14/10 09:57 PM
you tricked me.i thought i was going to see the ladies comment on the other thing ohwell

Totage's photo
Mon 06/14/10 09:57 PM

You have prepared a dinner for two and your date brings the wine...
You love your date more that words can quantify...
You take the bottle and proceed to take the screw cap off...
You pour two 1/2 glasses then take a sip...
You do not want to offend your date but the wine is repulsive!
What do you do


She wouldn't bring wine. She would know that I don't drink.

But, let's say I did still drink. I would just take smaller sips.

FearandLoathing's photo
Mon 06/14/10 09:59 PM
It is alcohol, chug down a few and it won't even matter...trust me, it works with terrible vodka too.

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Mon 06/14/10 10:01 PM

You have prepared a dinner for two and your date brings the wine...
You love your date more that words can quantify...
You take the bottle and proceed to take the screw cap off...
You pour two 1/2 glasses then take a sip...
You do not want to offend your date but the wine is repulsive!
What do you do


Throw her up on the table and take her!
(when you do it, spill the bottle)

She won't give a rats (_!_) what happened to the wine.
Trust me lol

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Mon 06/14/10 10:17 PM
Sorry for the misleading topic but thankyou all for the entertaing and chuckles I've gooten from this.
All of you lightened my 10 hour day of meetings with "Suits"

lesjokolat's photo
Mon 06/14/10 10:39 PM
I would spit it out be honest, i understand about trying to save peoples feelings but if you were out and going to eat would you pay for bad wine? I mean explain why etc but be honest!

Shasta1's photo
Mon 06/14/10 10:40 PM

Sorry for the misleading topic but thankyou all for the entertaing and chuckles I've gooten from this.
All of you lightened my 10 hour day of meetings with "Suits"


Oh just smack 'em with a fish:tongue: , they always take themselves way too seriously.

MelodyGirl's photo
Mon 06/14/10 11:41 PM

You have prepared a dinner for two and your date brings the wine...
You love your date more that words can quantify...
You take the bottle and proceed to take the screw cap off...
You pour two 1/2 glasses then take a sip...
You do not want to offend your date but the wine is repulsive!
What do you do


I wouldn't have anymore, and offer to open a bottle from my cellar. flowerforyou

Totage's photo
Mon 06/14/10 11:44 PM


Sorry for the misleading topic but thankyou all for the entertaing and chuckles I've gooten from this.
All of you lightened my 10 hour day of meetings with "Suits"


Oh just smack 'em with a fish:tongue: , they always take themselves way too seriously.


You gotta do it Three Stooges style though. laugh

msharmony's photo
Mon 06/14/10 11:56 PM

I wouldn't spit it out, I wouldn't have any more though. I would just say I don't care for it...non issue.


I totally agree,, honesty (without rudeness of course) is best and quickest

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Tue 06/15/10 12:01 AM

You have prepared a dinner for two and your date brings the wine...
You love your date more that words can quantify...
You take the bottle and proceed to take the screw cap off...
You pour two 1/2 glasses then take a sip...
You do not want to offend your date but the wine is repulsive!
What do you do
You say --------------WOW, this SHlT tastes like WINE,,

BLAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW,,,I HATE WINE...I thought it was Champaign!!!



WAITER!!!!!!OH WAITER-----------


:wink: laugh drinker Could we have a bottle of Champaign over here.....frown

Shasta1's photo
Tue 06/15/10 01:04 AM
laugh laugh You just can be so silly T. Glad for you and your new life.drinker

iwashottpinkilicious's photo
Tue 06/15/10 01:15 AM


Throw her up on the table and take her!
(when you do it, spill the bottle)

She won't give a rats (_!_) what happened to the wine.
Trust me lol


I'm liking your answer...then again, it has been a long time since something like that happened....

freeonthree's photo
Tue 06/15/10 01:29 AM

You have prepared a dinner for two and your date brings the wine...
You love your date more that words can quantify...
You take the bottle and proceed to take the screw cap off...
You pour two 1/2 glasses then take a sip...
You do not want to offend your date but the wine is repulsive!
What do you do


Just drink it and enjoy your time with her. Maybe she couldn't find any Thunderbird bigsmile

newarkjw's photo
Tue 06/15/10 05:20 AM
Edited by newarkjw on Tue 06/15/10 05:21 AM
I won't drink that Mad Dog 20/20. I don't care if it is plum flavored. I had a buddy in college drink 2 bottles of it and literally turned purple. That can't be good.........smokin

Fade2Black's photo
Tue 06/15/10 05:28 AM
I'd do like Melody. Offer some of my private selection smokin

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 06/15/10 05:38 AM
Hummmm since I'm not a big wine drinker for the wine I drink Arbor Mist I was told was koolaid laugh laugh. So what would I do I would taste it and just tell them I did not care for it. Not out to hurt anyone's feeling but I be damn if I'm going to get stuck drinking that same kind of wine whenever I show up.....noway noway :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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