Guy I met online and spent 3 amazing weeks in Rio with:

On Monday, 3 days after he went back to Texas: I fell in love with you the moment I saw your smile at the airport.

Me: I think I'm in love too

Tuesday: Guy: I can't stand being apart from you, I'm coming back to Rio as soon as I can and I want you to come back with me.

Me: I miss you too, and I would visit with you but we have to see where it goes.

Wednesday: Guy: I can't stand hiding this from you anymore, I'm not separated, I'm still married, but I'm getting a divorce.

Me: Wtf? So you lied to me for 4 months, and the entire time we talked your wife was in the next room

guy: Yes, I'm sorry. I'm so upset about it...
Me: (still in total shock)