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Topic: Stuff people said to you. Week in review.
RowBaby Joined Fri 01/22/10 Posts: 11819	Wed 06/02/10 10:27 AM
B-e-a-utiful

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 06/02/10 10:31 AM
"Get a nice fire red convertible hotrod!" Get this one!

sherry4382 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 4000	Wed 06/02/10 10:36 AM
I found a matching outfit for you to wear while driving it

RowBaby Joined Fri 01/22/10 Posts: 11819	Wed 06/02/10 10:36 AM Edited by RowBaby on Wed 06/02/10 10:38 AM
"Get a nice fire red convertible hotrod!" Get this one! It's so cute! And it would only take me 2 hours to get to work. Sherry that's cute and matches so well. I bet I could easily get out of a speeding ticket in that.

sherry4382 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 4000	Wed 06/02/10 12:24 PM
"Get a nice fire red convertible hotrod!" Get this one! It's so cute! And it would only take me 2 hours to get to work. Sherry that's cute and matches so well. I bet I could easily get out of a speeding ticket in that. Nah, when you get pulled over just unbotton or pull your shirt down. It works for me every time

Robbidude Joined Wed 09/09/09 Posts: 238	Wed 06/02/10 03:24 PM
People say sooooo many stupid, silly and otherwise awkward things to me every day. I should start keeping track of them so I can share... Some make me smile, some make me laugh and some make me cry....

plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Thu 06/03/10 08:08 AM
Regarding taking my friend to a movie. "Me: Hot Tub was pretty funny... But I think John Cusack's okay so you'd probably hate it. A: Yeah... well its (other)A. So maybe ill take her to twilight and bring my ipod."

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Thu 06/03/10 09:13 AM
"Get a nice fire red convertible hotrod!" Get this one! It's so cute! And it would only take me 2 hours to get to work. Sherry that's cute and matches so well. I bet I could easily get out of a speeding ticket in that. Nah, when you get pulled over just unbotton or pull your shirt down. It works for me every time Where do you live so I can get a job as a cop there?

sherry4382 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 4000	Thu 06/03/10 10:48 AM
"Get a nice fire red convertible hotrod!" Get this one! It's so cute! And it would only take me 2 hours to get to work. Sherry that's cute and matches so well. I bet I could easily get out of a speeding ticket in that. Nah, when you get pulled over just unbotton or pull your shirt down. It works for me every time Where do you live so I can get a job as a cop there? I'll only tell you if you promise to make me put my hands on the hood of the car and frisk me.

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 06/03/10 12:45 PM
"I want you to distract me."

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Thu 06/03/10 12:51 PM
"Get a nice fire red convertible hotrod!" Get this one! It's so cute! And it would only take me 2 hours to get to work. Sherry that's cute and matches so well. I bet I could easily get out of a speeding ticket in that. Nah, when you get pulled over just unbotton or pull your shirt down. It works for me every time Where do you live so I can get a job as a cop there? I'll only tell you if you promise to make me put my hands on the hood of the car and frisk me. Hmmm....bad cop it is

RowBaby Joined Fri 01/22/10 Posts: 11819	Fri 06/04/10 10:48 AM
"Get some work done today!" hehe NO!

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Fri 06/04/10 12:22 PM
My lawyer: "No, you cannot make your soon to be ex take back her maiden name after the divorce." Me: "Dammit, why not?" All depends if there are children involved in the situation.

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Fri 06/04/10 12:28 PM Edited by elwoodsully on Fri 06/04/10 12:30 PM
I heard this at 3:30 this morning at work. Said right to my face. "Please let me go, Man, please." In reference to a male shoplifter that I was trying to block from leaving the store I work in, whilst awaiting the Popo's arrival. If the dude had any brains about him, he would have just run off.. But NOOOOOOOO.. He put his hands on me, and I put him in an armlock, and slammed him up against the wall until the cops arrived. I'm 6'4", a bizkit shy of 300, and spent 9 years as a Popo in Chicagoland. This dude was 5'10" or so, and a buck fifty. Who do ya think won???

plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Wed 06/09/10 11:11 AM
Me: "Be cool. Go to school. Draw me horseshoe crabs." Her: "draw you this, draw you that.... Write me a story, *****."

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Wed 06/09/10 11:13 AM
"I like the anticipation." On that note, I like this thread. Nice job, plastic!

buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Wed 06/09/10 11:17 AM
My lawyer: "No, you cannot make your soon to be ex take back her maiden name after the divorce." Me: "Dammit, why not?" weird its been a long time since my divorce but i recall asking my soon to be ex if i could keep my name... seems to me i could be wrong that i had to ask permission. maybe i just did it out of courtesy..

buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Wed 06/09/10 11:21 AM
My lawyer: "No, you cannot make your soon to be ex take back her maiden name after the divorce." Me: "Dammit, why not?" All depends if there are children involved in the situation. tat could be it because i did not ask before.. i had no children with him...

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Wed 06/09/10 08:30 PM
it's only Wednesday and I have had the privilege of meeting several women who work in nursing homes/hospitals this week, and they have all said (paraphrased) "I love my job because I get to help the residents. The thing I like best is connecting with the residents who live there. I love that connection." I am still spellbound by the words of these wonderful people.

HannahHatesBananas Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 6829	Wed 06/09/10 11:39 PM
(on realizing Paula Dean seriously frightens both of us) B: "If I buy that frying pan I want her face to be on it." Me: "On the inside or the outside where she's closer to the fire?" B: "Outside...for that reason and plus I don't want her to touch my food."