I didn't realize I looked scary. That wasn't the intention. I was pretty tired, that's all it is.

I don't think it represents you well from what I have seen of you on the forums. Smile!!!!

I try to talk to her and make eye contact...but I also have that fear of comin off as awkward or creating an awkward situation.

Melody is right, you're always such a sweety! So, I like your face anyways.

You ladies are so sweet.

I do a mating dance. That's obvious surely.

My mating dance resembled the Truffle Shuffle... not so effective

Never underestimate the power of the Chunk

I would pretend to trip and fall down nothing like a damsel in distress

MMMMMM... Mmmmaaattttiiiinnnggg dddaaannnccceeesss...

I never got the whole..."drop your hanky so they'll pick it up" bit.

Maybe Ladies back then just got bored and wanted a nice rear view...



*ahem*

OMG does that work? I'm totally clumsy

I end up trying to save myself when I fall and doing this weird dance kind of thing.

It's fun for me and awkward for everyone else. Double Fun!

besides what has already been said...

i look for the hair flip or hair twist,
sometimes she'll check her look in the mirror,
as for me, i will look and smile of course,
but if i'm interested i will talk with her
and gauge her reaction

after talking a little
if she appears weakly polite or uninterested
it is a no - "well, it is nice to meet you!"
then back to the drawing board.

but if she appears interested in talking and
keeping me around....then...
"so, what do you want to do this evening?"

i find that when i'm into someone, and i'm talking to them, i usually lean forward and find my chin cupped in either one hand, or both.

NOW I find out that grabbin' a handful of boob probably isn't being interpreted as the subtle sign of appreciation and fondness I meant it to be ... damn ...

Myka, I don't give off signals, don't make eye contact and apparently no one can read through the walls of my house. It's on my list of thinks to work on though.