Alas, my club is in the shop for annual maintenance this weekend.... whatever will I do?

frying pan? rolling pin?

ummm....frying pan rolling pin combo!

Club maintenance is so very important!

- Check for cracks in the club so you don't risk breaking it over someone's head as that gets messy. Also, cracks cause the club over all weakness and you may not do the job on the first strike. Clean and fast is the key!

- Removing hair, DNA, and fiber evidence from you club is very important!


Club safely ladies!
Public Service Announcement 112

Even though I'm too damn old to gad about in bars (and they pretty much got rid of all the good ones for us in my area anyway), I truly appreciate the Op's post to help others.
Like at least a few other folks, even when I WAS young enough, all the "looks in the eye" didn't do much good: I could never tell the difference between a look that meant "come say hello," and one that meant "don't you DARE come over here, or I'll publicly insult you."
Not to mention, there seemed to be a time-stamp for some otherwise nice ladies: if a guy DID respond, but not FAST enough, she'd have already decided he was defective by the time he reached the other side of the bar. Oh well. Just the nature of human relations!

This thread has got me thinking the last few days... I guess I must be the kind of guy that has to be clubbed over the head. I remember my friends telling me many times over the years how someone was obviously interested in me and I completely missed the signs. Of course, if they were real friends, they would have told me this while it was going on instead of after the fact... lol!

What a great idea. I will just bide my time until I find a man with a very big CLUB.

Will this one do?

That's a pretty good club, I like one a little softer on the end so I don't make a dent in his head

Semaphore flags usually work.

Yes this would be one way to "spell" it out for them... :laugh

The signal for "Attention" seems like it would be a good place to start LOL

i am so stupid when it comes to reading women. ill stick with....Did you see the way she ignored me?? she wants me bad

Maybe we should all go back to grade school signals and see if that works.

Ladies - when you're interested in a guy, yell @ him that he has cooties and run away.

Guys - when you're interested in a girl tell her shes smelly and ugly and pull on her hair.

Problem solved.

I like it! Passing notes might be a little less painful, though.

i stare from a distance
i let my eyes take in as much detail as possible and when our eyes inevitably meet, i look away for a few seconds until they are no longer looking and then i do it all over again.
i'm sure it creeps some girls out.
i never actually approach any girls though. i'm an observer.


btw msmyka, i really like some of your new pics. simple and cute.



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Thanks Drew

not a problem
most of your other pic's make it difficult to see how pretty you are.



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Well geez I'm not trying to fool anyone, I don't ALWAYS look this cute

and i don't always look like a troll either.
i'm just saying that the new variation is becoming.
and we're getting off topic.



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Pshhhh I don't give a crap about off topic, I derail threads so often I started my own shenanigans thread specifically for the purpose of not having a topic to go off of.