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for hitting puberty
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for missing puberty
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For makin all the chicks go wild for him at the mall
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for selling ice cubes to Eskimos
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For sellin used condoms
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for pushing a fifty in my pocket...and telling me to go buy something for him
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For not buyin me a can of beer
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for not having a period at the end of your sentence
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for not calling me
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for popping corn without the lid on
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For selling videos of me from her webcam.
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because you were grinning stupidly at the camera
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For putting lipstick W`s on her butt cheeks and showing me....W O W
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for having a killer sense of style
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for makin me drool over her
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for stealing ketchup packets at McDonalds
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For stuffing straws down here shirt at Mcdonalds, why does this remind me of the scandulous rumor thread
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For telling that McDonalds Chicken Nuggets are "mystery" meat.
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for writing "Out To Lunch" on his forehead...Bon Appetit
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For not talking with me from so many days
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