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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED | |
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for upstaging the pole-dancers
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For hitting the previous guy in the head with your 8 inch heels for upstaging you.
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for eatting my box when i told him he couldn't
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for shooting Gumby in the head and Pokey in his butt!
Pokey, eyes bugging out, screamed: GUMBY, LOOK OUT! and BAMMO! Gumby lay slain, nothing but a green slab of clay! |
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for eatting my box when i told him he couldn't For saying no, but meaning YES!!!! |
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For tying Dudley Do-Right to the train tracks.
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for renting all the lanes at a bowling alley...and not playing
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for being sweet on the outside, but sinfully wicked on the inside.
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for giving birth to Justin Bieber
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For pinching the mailmans butt.
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for video tapping the mailman gettin his *** pinched
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for always going ""oooooh''everytime she sees someone kissing
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for always "crying" when she see's someone kissing
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for riding piggyback
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for spanking the town magistrate, thinking it was her submissive with a hood.
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for standing on his front lawn and pointing a hair dryer at passing cars
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For calling me out of my name
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for throwing popcorn in the air at a movie theater and yelling,"snowing...it's snowing"
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For throwing hard boil eggs at the state troopers
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For supplying the hard boiled eggs that Lilblackmagic threw at the State Troopers
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